Sanctum Zone

Keyword
A+ A A-
Welcome, Guest
Username: Password: Remember me
Forgot your password? Forgot your username? Create an account

TOPIC: Wise words people have said to you as one liners

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 23 Jul 2012 16:19 #21

  • Anthony65
  • Anthony65's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Voluntarily Inactive
  • Rank0
  • Posts: 137
  • Thank you received: 148
  • Karma: 15
oioioi wrote:
Anthony65 wrote:
I know it's vulgar to quote yourself, but if this came from my higher self then maybe it's okay. Anyway, I was quite impressed when my fingers typed the following. Thank you to the four fingers involved.

“Life is full of fuck­ing para­doxes and some­times they do my head in, but other times they are sublime.“

What was the other hand doing?

Just for once, I'm lost for words. :couch:

But if you can type with your wrong hand then you're a better man than me. :gn:
You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can not make him think.
Last Edit: 23 Jul 2012 16:20 by Anthony65.
You must register to post here.

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 23 Jul 2012 16:27 #22

  • RealAmerican
  • RealAmerican's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1023
  • Thank you received: 202
  • Karma: 34
"Cold World, Dress Warm"

Realest thing I ever heard...
"I am a Real American, fight for the rights of everyman" (Hulk Hogan theme song)
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Hexhammer

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 23 Jul 2012 17:18 #23

  • diamondgeezer
  • diamondgeezer's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • Posts: 3032
  • Thank you received: 1504
  • Karma: 89
You can't polish a turd.
truth-zone.co.uk/ - the other place...

The pen is mightier than the sword
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Rewind

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 23 Jul 2012 17:28 #24

  • Rick
  • Rick's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Voluntarily Inactive
  • Rank0
  • Posts: 1639
  • Thank you received: 553
  • Karma: 42
diamondgeezer wrote:
You can't polish a turd.

+100000000000000000000000000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That should be a golden rule individually as we go through life,would save a lot of wasted effort.
A newborn puppy has no fear of a tiger.
You must register to post here.

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 23 Jul 2012 18:46 #25

  • Hexhammer
  • Hexhammer's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1651
  • Thank you received: 1129
  • Karma: 90
RealAmerican wrote:
"Cold World, Dress Warm"

Realest thing I ever heard...

That's a good one! :D

And welcome to our little sanctuary Realamerican. :thumbup:
The things you leave behind, you find in front of you.
You must register to post here.

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 23 Jul 2012 19:44 #26

  • cantata
  • cantata's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1566
  • Thank you received: 1123
  • Karma: 59
Anthony65 wrote:
I know it's vulgar to quote yourself, but if this came from my higher self then maybe it's okay. Anyway, I was quite impressed when my fingers typed the following. Thank you to the four fingers involved.

“Life is full of fuck­ing para­doxes and some­times they do my head in, but other times they are sublime.“

I always quote myself, whenever possible. :D

Welcome to the forums, Anthony65 :)

Welcome to you too, RealAmerican. :)

I hope you'll both be very happy here. :thumbup:
There is no such thing as Thin Air: Thin Air is full of the particles of creation.

Take something that costs you nothing but effort;
And practice, practice, practice until you make it something fabulous.

"...Wyrde saves oft the man undoomed
If he undaunted be....". (Beowulf)....
Last Edit: 23 Jul 2012 19:46 by cantata.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: RealAmerican

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 23 Jul 2012 23:46 #27

  • pheony
  • pheony's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1570
  • Thank you received: 938
  • Karma: 92
Many years ago whilst I was pregnant and knew my partner was up to no good.....my mum said to me.....

"Never play second fiddle".....so I didn't and left him.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: cantata, feather

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 24 Jul 2012 00:39 #28

  • Rewind
  • Rewind's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Junior Boarder
  • Rank2
  • Posts: 131
  • Thank you received: 65
  • Karma: 20
Time waits for nae cunt (quote; Scotrail ticket manager)

We're only here for a cup of coffee (quote; MIckey Rourke, Bullet)
The Sun is always shining
Rewind - Lifeforms, FSOL
Last Edit: 24 Jul 2012 00:45 by Rewind.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: psketti

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 24 Jul 2012 00:49 #29

  • psketti
  • psketti's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Hired help
  • Rankadmin
  • we cant stop here, this is dog country
  • Posts: 15528
  • Thank you received: 5668
  • Karma: 100
Rewind wrote:

Time waits for nae cunt (quote; Scotrail ticket manager)

:pmsl:
the anorak hides the fact that sean is composed of 95% vaginas
You must register to post here.

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 24 Jul 2012 05:07 #30

  • Omnisense
  • Omnisense's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Fresh Boarder
  • Rank1
  • Posts: 54
  • Thank you received: 49
  • Karma: 10
If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.
Omnisense
my hands are wrinkley. im getting old ( 6:12PM)
I AM ALL I AM
: Bwahahahahahaha ( 6:12PM)
Everyone's hands are wrinkly ( 6:12PM)
Wrinkles come with the hands ;) ( 6:13PM)
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: RealAmerican

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 15:27 #31

  • RealAmerican
  • RealAmerican's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1023
  • Thank you received: 202
  • Karma: 34
Misery loves company... :beat: :heartb: :broken:

:poke: :axe:
"I am a Real American, fight for the rights of everyman" (Hulk Hogan theme song)
Last Edit: 02 Aug 2012 15:29 by RealAmerican.
You must register to post here.

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 15:44 #32

  • oioioi
  • oioioi's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Zone Facilitator
  • Rankmod
  • with my droogs
  • Posts: 13058
  • Thank you received: 7307
  • Karma: 91
When overcoming a Hokey Cokey addiction you can't rely on others, you have to turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!
If you have any issues with the forum or it's members, for a speedier response, rather than pressing the report button, please post them here: sanctumzone.co.uk/forum/Forum-Projects--...scussion-thread.html
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Rewind

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 18:12 #33

  • RealAmerican
  • RealAmerican's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1023
  • Thank you received: 202
  • Karma: 34
If you hang with crabs in a bucket, the pain's gonna come buddy you can't duck it... :nilly:
"I am a Real American, fight for the rights of everyman" (Hulk Hogan theme song)
You must register to post here.

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 20:57 #34

  • Rewind
  • Rewind's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Junior Boarder
  • Rank2
  • Posts: 131
  • Thank you received: 65
  • Karma: 20
Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone ever really has, use that freedom, make up your own mind
(Jean Rasczak)
The Sun is always shining
Rewind - Lifeforms, FSOL
Last Edit: 02 Aug 2012 21:01 by Rewind.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: feather

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 21:25 #35

  • I AM ALL I AM
  • I AM ALL I AM's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1407
  • Thank you received: 824
  • Karma: 59
It's hard to soar like an eagle when you hang with turkeys.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
Unknown
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: RealAmerican

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 22:43 #36

  • feather
  • feather's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • I got 99 problems being Merv ain't one.
  • Posts: 9557
  • Thank you received: 9419
  • Karma: 93
"One day you're going to open your mouth and it'll be me speaking." My Ma.

It's happened loads. :hug:
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: oioioi, Rewind

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 22:55 #37

  • pheony
  • pheony's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1570
  • Thank you received: 938
  • Karma: 92
If you haven't got anything good to say, don't say anything.

I try to heed this advice, but sometimes fall short.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: psketti, irrepressible, feather, LesleyPumpshaft, Rewind

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 22:58 #38

  • LesleyPumpshaft
  • LesleyPumpshaft's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • arse biscuits
  • Posts: 2060
  • Thank you received: 1010
  • Karma: 47
pheony wrote:
If you haven't got anything good to say, don't say anything.

I try to heed this advice, but sometimes fall short.

That old chestnut :)

I remember 'it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice'.

Being nice is important really :)
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: psketti, irrepressible, feather, pheony, Rewind

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 23:01 #39

  • pheony
  • pheony's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1570
  • Thank you received: 938
  • Karma: 92
LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
pheony wrote:
If you haven't got anything good to say, don't say anything.

I try to heed this advice, but sometimes fall short.

That old chestnut :)

I remember 'it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice'.

Being nice is important really :)

Yes, it is important lesley. :)
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: LesleyPumpshaft

Re: Wise words people have said to you as one liners 02 Aug 2012 23:08 #40

  • LesleyPumpshaft
  • LesleyPumpshaft's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • arse biscuits
  • Posts: 2060
  • Thank you received: 1010
  • Karma: 47
We're human beings, not human doings.

That's another one.
Last Edit: 02 Aug 2012 23:09 by LesleyPumpshaft.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: pheony
Moderators: oioioi, psketti, batou
Time to create page: 0.216 seconds

Latest Members Blogs

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
Prev Next

What is going on when it comes to 9-11 I…

The EPA (environmental protection agency) and OSHA took air samples in the days following September 11th, they reported that they found no excessive levels of asbestos contrary to other findings....

Read more

9-11 Eleven Years Later

9-11 Eleven Years Later

With the anniversary of September 11th literally just around the corner, unanswered questions still remain for families who lost loved ones during the tragic event, as well as from families...

Read more

Strange Noises, Possible Link to Mass An…

Strange Noises, Possible Link to Mass Animal Deaths

In 2008 the U.S. Supreme Court agreed to review a series of lower court rulings that restrict the United States Navy's use of sonar in submarine detection training exercises off...

Read more

Annual Server Target

Whether its 50 cents or five dollars, your donations are appreciated and help keep this community site running so we can all continue to enjoy using it.
This target is to meet our server cost for one year, June 2020 - May 2021, in USD.
$ 340 - Target
( £ 250 GBP )
donation thermometer
donation thermometer
$ 192 - Raised
( £ 140 GBP )
donation thermometer
56%
Most Recent Donation:
$122 USD on 4th Jan 2021
Bitcoin Address: bc1q0kazqya0nurfxtunxv807vm0m8852nnrrk8mj8
 
Ethereum Address: 0xe69915c80dd75df19f438d556267e04f932f057d
 
More Info: Donation options for TZ

No one is obliged to donate, please only donate what you can afford. Even the smallest amount helps. Being an active member is a positive contribution. Thank You.

TradeZone Latest

default
99 CDs all in good condition
Music
09.11.2012 21:12

default
Cream, 2-seater leather sofa
Miscellaneous
18.08.2012 12:14

default
Enfield Striking movement
Miscellaneous
04.08.2012 0:16

Visitors

Today6361
Yesterday8190
Week27047
Month51982
Total1150406
Your IP Address: 216.73.216.137 Your Browser and OS: Unknown - Unknown Friday, 28 August 2026 18:34

Who Is Online

Guests : 1123 guests online Members : No members online
© 2012 – 2021 Sanctum Zone | All rights reserved. This website is a place for people to express and discuss their views on the news and world events. DISCLAIMER: Please Note: Views expressed and submitted by contributors are their own personal opinions and do not necessarily reflect the views, opinions and beliefs of the Sanctum Zone website and its founder(s) , administrators , moderators , and any other website maintenance technicians, personnel and volunteers. Articles and messages posted on this website and forum are solely the opinion of their authors.

Login or Register

LOG IN

Register

User Registration
or Cancel