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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 12 Jan 2014 15:58 #2281

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Ab Origine wrote:

if you take them and put them inside of yourself



My advice to you is get a locker... some of the staining is rather difficult to hide :coffee:
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 12 Jan 2014 16:02 #2282

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oioioi wrote:
That's not yoghurt.

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Oh dear, sorry. You'll just have to w**k off some more to take down the 'bank' then wont you :hahano:
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 12 Jan 2014 16:14 #2283

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psketti wrote:
swallow musky nathers

:conf: That's one of the more bizarre instructions I've seen you issue, Sket.
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 12 Jan 2014 16:14 #2284

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angelchemuel wrote:
oioioi wrote:
That's not yoghurt.

:marx:

Oh dear, sorry. You'll just have to w**k off some more to take down the 'bank' then wont you :hahano:
:jane:

First of all...eww.

Secondly, why would I take my jizz to a bank? I don't even trust them with my benjamins.

Thirdly, one does not w*ank off. One does however 'create'. Occasionally. :coffee:
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 12 Jan 2014 16:15 #2285

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psketti wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:

if you take them and put them inside of yourself



My advice to you is get a locker... some of the staining is rather difficult to hide :coffee:

I did have one, but someone thought it rather funny to keep hiding tiny immigrants in there that would spring forth and attack me for my sandwiches whenever I opened it.

I haven't used it for a long time. Just so you know - whoever you are - so you are now most probably responsible for the death of said tiny immigrants.

Harumph.
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 12 Jan 2014 16:24 #2287

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My money is on Abs

Cuz ftw
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Ab Origine wrote:
angelchemuel wrote:
oioioi wrote:
That's not yoghurt.

:marx:

Oh dear, sorry. You'll just have to w**k off some more to take down the 'bank' then wont you :hahano:
:jane:

First of all...eww.

Secondly, why would I take my jizz to a bank? I don't even trust them with my benjamins.

Thirdly, one does not w*ank off. One does however 'create'. Occasionally. :coffee:

Sorry Abs...that comment was directed at Oi...I misunderstood his comment and took it to mean his you know what, not your yogurt. I got cunfuddled. I know very well you are far too much of a gentleman to leaving such things lying around let alone in the fridge.
Mr Oi has been very mischevious and demanding over the last couple of days, I am going to have to take him to task .....
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angelchemuel wrote:
, I am going to have to take him to task .....
:jane:

I have a feeling in my groin he may rather enjoy that. A vid would be good, btw. :thumbup:

I'd do it myself but according to his wife and their lawyers, I'm no longer allowed to touch him.

Blah, blah...woteva. Bitches...
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 12 Jan 2014 16:43 #2290

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I'm hungover and therefore horny as hell.

Bring it!!!
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Gilly wrote:
psketti wrote:
swallow musky nathers

:conf: That's one of the more bizarre instructions I've seen you issue, Sket.


Meh :gleek:
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oioioi wrote:
I'm hungover and therefore horny as hell.

Bring it!!!


A'up jane... you're in woman :hypo:
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psketti wrote:
oioioi wrote:
I'm hungover and therefore horny as hell.

Bring it!!!


A'up jane... you're in woman :hypo:

I hardly think so Sketts...having waaaay too much fun with my power drill! ;) :D
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oioioi wrote:
I'm hungover and therefore horny as hell.

Bring it!!!
You wouldn't know what to do with it if I did ;) :lick:
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angelchemuel wrote:
psketti wrote:
oioioi wrote:
I'm hungover and therefore horny as hell.

Bring it!!!


A'up jane... you're in woman :hypo:

I hardly think so Sketts...having waaaay too much fun with my power drill! ;) :D
:jane:

Sketti's got one of them in her 'man' cupboard. She's always complaining that the batteries keep going on it though. Can you plug yours in?

Ofc, I'm never allowed to play with it... :coffee:
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Yes Abs...otherwise it wouldn't be a power drill would it :D
But in case of SHTF scenario...I also have a selection of powerless tools as well!
Just say the word Abs and you can play with my 'man' toys anytime ;)
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Ab Origine wrote:

Sketti's got one of them in her 'man' cupboard. She's always complaining that the batteries keep going on it though. Can you plug yours in?

Ofc, I'm never allowed to play with it... :coffee:


I can't even begin to imagine what kind of picture you're painting of me for all these new people...


Remind me to thank you later in private :coffee:
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No thanks required, ma'am.

That's my job.

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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 12 Jan 2014 18:04 #2299

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psketti wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:

Sketti's got one of them in her 'man' cupboard. She's always complaining that the batteries keep going on it though. Can you plug yours in?

Ofc, I'm never allowed to play with it... :coffee:


I can't even begin to imagine what kind of picture you're painting of me for all these new people...


Remind me to thank you later in private :coffee:

Looks like you and me both have 'tools' in our cupboards then Sketts! :killinme:
I likes my 'Girlie shed'!
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Fifty sheds of grey... great play on words :D
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