Though granted, some time has passed since.

Gillys probably got a zimmer by now....

Hi and I've not had a pint since January 1st. Maybe that's why I lost the plot and ended up in mental hospital in Glasgow. One thing I will say is that the people of Scotland for the most part were very kind and friendly. I'm now in the mental hospital in Reading and should soon be home.

CHEEKY!!!



Though actually, I was in a (minor) car crash incident a couple of years back, and am now awaiting having nerves in my spine burned out to relieve the pain. Hence, I have invested in a disabled scooter to whizz about on (much to the embarrassment of my naff offspring ) and can often be witnessed draped across a shopping trolly in the local supermarket, using it pretty much like a zimmer frame in fact.

The scooter is excellent fun. I got a purple one that folds up or down at the push of a button, so that I can chuck it in my car boot, and head off to the park with my dog.

Don't get me wrong - I may be enfeebled in some respects, but I'll still swing you round by the ears given the opportunity.

So, anyway, I'm not believing the rumour going round that you're bald now, Sket.

I quite fancy a snuggle with Abs and Bats. Could you release them for a bit if I promise to give them back?

And where the fook is Feather?

Also - notice how BC is showing off by posting funny gifs when the rest of us senile gits have forgotten how? Thanks Cloud.

I'm pissed photobucket don't work, anymore they want $$$$ and i'm stuck in the infinite tinfoil hat section of Youtube all Celebs are Cloned

What's up with photobucket? It worked for me last time I checked, not long ago...

To hell with them if they're asking money for it! I'll be looking for another photo hosting website in that case. Dammit.