scaltura wrote:
You mean you've got one of these???

angelchemuel wrote:

Hello to all the new people anyway

scaltura wrote: Sketts isn't Scottish.



Your rating just dropped.

feather wrote:
ermmmmm

is she an immigant ?

i don't need rating , ratings are for the insecure

Ab Origine wrote:

scaltura wrote: She's a forrin 'infiltrator'

You don't get asked if you want rated, you just get told.

feather wrote:
i'm nae si sure about the forrin bit ,
skett ya letdown , get yer hairy arse back here and clear this uncertainty up

"like me , like me , like me" it's the insecure crew from 1st year at school

fuk off back tae facefuk , ya dobbers

scaltura wrote:
Ah yes I see, I have completely misunderstood what you said and I think you have completely misunderstood what I said?!

I'm not worried about ratings, couldnt give a fuck, that is not what I was saying - I was making a joke - alright not brilliantly funny - I was talking about the amount of time spent choosing a smiley compared to the amount of time spent writing the text. The rating I was talking about was the ratio between how much time you spend writing the post, then if you spend LONGER actually choosing the smiley than you did the writing the actual post, then you're 'lunacy rating' is that proportion.

Geddit?

Nothing about farming likes or thank yous or whatever... go back and read the thread again, I'm sure you'll get it!

I'm not going to have to explain all my humour in this way am I?

scaltura wrote: Let me save you the confusion then because I'm 100% certain and I'm sure many here will also tell you, she is not Scottish.

You're taking the rating thing far too seriously, it was a chuckaway line.
Calm yerself laddie.

Dumb fucks haven't even clocked she's from a different plane of existence altogether, let alone Scotland.

Ab Origine wrote: Probably more than one plane to be fair.

white horse wrote:
well i obviously missed that
could you not have said that , instead of the smarmy 1liner about dif

i have removed the emb because , i have nothing to be about , looking back i was only giving out some friendly advise , i even waived , but you threw in the smarmy comment , and i asked why but you flung that a deafy

so chew me i'm done

Ye gads - after pages of this stuff now, is this for real? Scaltura - maybe you aren't a native English speaker? If so maybe those posts can be moved into another separate thread so people can help explain what was very obviously a simple bit of humour - and the simplest of asides?

Otherwise, to get back on topic, welcome all!!!

Wow, I'm totally confused as to how you got us here!?!?
white horse wrote:
It was a throw away line, this was the be all and end all of 'ratings-gate'.

Where did I put in a smarmy one-liner about DIF? Are you reading these posts via Babelfish? Actually don't bother this is less than a non-thing!

Shall me and you start again, where you read the words when they are connected to other words around them and not just pick up on one word and go with that?

or we just go with electricdreams excellent proposal and move on.

feather wrote:
Only if I get a good rating for starting it all off?!

white horse wrote:

Before we move on, last word

scal you are free to question why x said such and such to y in your capacity as z. However you can't then tell every a,b & c to keep their opinions to themselves.

If people want private chats PM.