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My mate bern... 09 May 2012 01:07 #1

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 03:18 #2

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diamondgeezer wrote:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Bahahaha! :rofl:

*Thud* "Did I win?"

That man is now an immortal internet legend. :killinme:
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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 03:34 #3

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lol good times

cheers bern, you broke my ears
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 05:31 #4

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Hey, isn't that the guy who had a full body blood transfusion so he could enter another country and dispel rumors of extensive intoxicant use?


:rab: :rab: :rab:
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Last Edit: 09 May 2012 16:35 by Coco.
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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 16:13 #5

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:chuckle: we'd drunk a whole bottle of this between us..

Bottle Jura
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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 17:17 #6

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"my knees are very good but sometimes they disappoint me"

LEGEND!!!
Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.

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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 20:00 #7

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Sounds like Steve Coogan doing 'Paul Calf'.



Your mate's funnier though.
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Last Edit: 09 May 2012 20:03 by Abs.
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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 20:27 #8

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Bern wouldn't happen to be a bit enthusiastic about antique weapons and costumes and be fond of mounting one-man crusades against the Illuminati would he? :D
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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 20:29 #9

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Bern wouldn't happen to be a bit enthusiastic about antique weapons and costumes and be fond of mounting one-man crusades against the Illuminati would he? :D
:pmsl: good old Bernie! :D
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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 20:51 #10

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:pmsl: good old Bernie! :D
Top class bit of trolling imo.
Inventive and drew a whole range of responses from laughter to outrage. :yupgrin:

RIP our sweet martyr prince. :(
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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 20:53 #11

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featheredfish wrote:
irrepressible wrote:
:pmsl: good old Bernie! :D
Top class bit of trolling imo.
Inventive and drew a whole range of responses from laughter to outrage. :yupgrin:

RIP our sweet martyr prince. :(

Yeah, entertaining thread that was :D
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Re: My mate bern... 09 May 2012 22:32 #12

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:spliff: ... so, how's he enjoying his new found fame DG?
the anorak hides the fact that sean is composed of 95% vaginas
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Re: My mate bern... 10 May 2012 04:43 #13

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psketti wrote:
:spliff: ... so, how's he enjoying his new found fame DG?

Yeah - we need to know more about this amazing penis. When's the update coming? I don't care so much about his average knees...just the penis.

Erm...my mum saw it and wants to know. Yeah, that's it.
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Re: My mate bern... 10 May 2012 16:18 #14

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Ab Origine wrote:
psketti wrote:
:spliff: ... so, how's he enjoying his new found fame DG?

Yeah - we need to know more about this amazing penis. When's the update coming? I don't care so much about his average knees...just the penis.

Erm...my mum saw it and wants to know. Yeah, that's it.

Man-whoring again... :norty:
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Re: My mate bern... 10 May 2012 17:53 #15

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psketti wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
psketti wrote:
:spliff: ... so, how's he enjoying his new found fame DG?

Yeah - we need to know more about this amazing penis. When's the update coming? I don't care so much about his average knees...just the penis.

Erm...my mum saw it and wants to know. Yeah, that's it.

Man-whoring again... :norty:

How is it when I do it I'm "man-whoring" but when you do it, you're just a whore?

That's well sexist, that is.
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Re: My mate bern... 10 May 2012 18:25 #16

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Ab Origine wrote:
psketti wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
psketti wrote:
:spliff: ... so, how's he enjoying his new found fame DG?

Yeah - we need to know more about this amazing penis. When's the update coming? I don't care so much about his average knees...just the penis.

Erm...my mum saw it and wants to know. Yeah, that's it.

Man-whoring again... :norty:

How is it when I do it I'm "man-whoring" but when you do it, you're just a whore?

That's well sexist, that is.

:roflha:

That's the best response I've had from you in a while :spliff:
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