I'll kick off with my all time fave:

'We have to remember that what we observe is not nature herself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.'
Heisenberg.

Most of mine come from songs or movies...
"Wrap me in a bolt of lightning, send me on my way still smiling, maybe that's the way I should go" Shinedown
"Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!" The Crow

This one actually comes from a book...
"It's the smell of it. Night smells like death and dirt. When the morning wakes, no matter how dark the sky might still be, everything smells new again." Armingtrout

Not sure where this one comes from...
"Dear life, when I say 'things couldn't possibly get any worse' it is NOT a challenge!" Unknown

"Nature loves to hide"
philosophynow.org/issues/33/Nature_Loves...Hide_by_Shimon_Malin

rofl ferloffle lol @ bush

If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair.
C. S. Lewis

Great thread btw

It's a life-enricher

Albert E
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

Gandhi
"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?"]

hugorune wrote:
P.K. Dick.

I'll see you your Albert and raise you a Dick.

fnar

mikey mikey wrote:

Philosophy brings out the knob gags.

mikey mikey wrote:
That's a good quote right there. ^

Another from Gandhi
What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.
Needs a badum-tish at the end.

Comedy genius

No one loves your dog like you do.

Rick wrote:
Groucho Marx
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

Rick wrote:
Nobody loves you like your dog does.

Yes. I love my dogs. Two Highland Collies.

But I know they love me better.

I associate everything with *No one loves your dog like you do* meaning no one gives a darn about you or your stuff more than you do, and I don't expect them to, this keeps me in relaxed mode because I really don't expect much from people, or even think they have the ability to give a shit in most cases other than for their own needs.

I basically have a low opinion of people, but I admit it

"Don't think, just let it flow" - Chemical Brothers 2011

“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”
― A.A. Milne