omfg Rick that's 1 not gonna work wrong type of wax and 2 fuck off thats just nuts, (no wonder your a poster)

StarsChildren wrote:
OK thanks

StarsChildren wrote:
I actually laughed out loud at your reply to Rick.

YW Rick

Lesley, imagine, you just lol'd, someones gonna ask what you're laughing at and you're gonna have to reply "waxing of the carpet" and they're gonna give you a look like you've lost all your marbles. I don't recommend laughing out loud.

StarsChildren wrote:
It's ok, Mr P was tidying up the outbuildings and my son's playing Minecraft upstairs. They're used to my ways anyhow.

I'm off, it's a lovely evening and I've been working on my PC most of the day. Just started a course of Zyban to give up smoking and it's given me a 'speedy' feeling. I need to burn some energy off. Bye for now.

Lesley, it aggrieves me to learn that we Pisceans are supposed to be waxing our legs at the moment. Everyone neglected to inform me that the planets had instructed this, and consequently, my legs could be described as hirsute (at best).

The surprised little chap, rummaging up my pant-leg doing my pre-op earlier today, could have been spared this horror, had I only known before.

I fear I've let team Pisces, down badly.

Ah, but what is your rising sign Gilly?
Glad they're sorting your op out. Are you going to have a waxing before you go in to have the bugger removed?

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
My rising sign? What - like a 2 fingered gesture?

I dunno what m'rising sign is. I shan't be having any waxing unless they anaesthetise me first.

Now there is an idea Gilly... *calls local vet to ask for tranquilizer*

Rising sign is some new age mumbo jumbo.