Well lets hope she quickly masters the frying pan grip

feather wrote:
Well damn. I always seem to be sharpening my pencil on the eraser end....

jhado wrote:
So what you're saying is that (even though I'm married) I don't have a shot anymore?! Double and triple damn.

Congrats biblegirl!! Wherever you may be!!

MrsGood wrote:
And the spatula flip!!

*jokingly insinuating that wemmins be needin to do the cookin*

phemohilia wrote:

It's why women have smaller feet than men, so they can stand closer to the sink!

Oh no...........

Oh it's on! Take it back, take it back now you evil scum! (the men making the comments about women )

jhado wrote:
And they're shorter so that they don't have to bend down over the stove....

(Of course I'm kidding.... their diminished stature is purely for having an advantage in engaging in criminal enterprises, like crawling under security fences, squeezing into small windows, ping-ponging through those snazzy red-lazer-beam alarm systems and the rest is just a bunch of pervy sexual stuff that I need not go into here....)

jhado wrote:
No hard feelings cuz with your boat you betta hope you have small feet too.

Funny though how even my lil boy has made a comment; "It's mummies job to cook" seems sexism comes naturaly

StarsChildren wrote:
I take it all back. Yes and I am evil scum. And I'll do the dishes. OK?

@ Jhado If you want the dishes whole and intact, you better do 'em. And if you don't want your food raw, you better do the cooking to.

And as for you Phem... keep your pervy thoughts to yourself or else

@ MrsGood, I suggest teaching your son that you share the duties. My 6 year old offers to do dishes, even cooks his own crabby patty (hamburger) when he gets the chance. It'll help him find a wife easier and get slapped a lot less when he's older

Yes Stars, get them trained now, so their future missus won't have to train them.

Oh yeah i have him buttering his own bread, peeling mushrooms, putting peelings in the bin, and yeah he even offers to help all the time, he's 5 but one hell of a mick tacker. He loves it when i'm working and get the power tools out. He knows woman are god

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
That's one of the thing that always pissed me off about men... it's like you have to train them when you purchase them, then they take offense to the fact that you're trying to teach them how to do something when they obviously don't know how to do it and then get all high on the horse when you say "see, I told you so!" and go stomping off in a temper tantrum. It's better they are trained from the start than to leave it to the future women to try and beat it into them.

It's either that or you purchase one that has gone from mother to wife to wife to (fill in blank) and you still have to train them

You peel mushrooms!

I must be a slob.

StarsChildren wrote:
That's not always the case. When I met Mr Pumpshaft 5 years ago, I had unearthed one of those rare men who are considerate, mature and can do everything for themselves. He's also a bit nerdy, good with computers and wears glasses. Schwiing!

His mum is fucking awesome!

You lucky duck!
*starts daydreaming*
*has it crushed by reality*

I had to kiss a few total twats before I found him though! He's a keeper for sure and I think I can probably thank his mum for that.

It's a good job I'm perfect, in every way.

You know what Jhado? You are perfect and you're a top bloke.