no number was displayed so it could be a spoof...anyone who phones anonymous is not to be taken seriously so i told the bitch to basically fuck off and go and send arrest warrants to all the bent coppers who manipulated hillsboro statements...the arrest warrant was for non payment of mobile phone fine...because i agree with common law in principle of causing no harm or loss to anyone i therefore have committed no crime...plus i dont recognise blacks law or laws handed out by corrupt freemasons..if they do send me to prison then because i'm homeless i couldnt give a shit because taxpayers will be funding 28 days of free b&b

Non payment of mobile phone fine? eh?
Are you sure this wasn't about burning poppies?!

You just radiate good times coates

Play your cards right, Coates - pretty much like you seem to have been doing, only maybe crank it up a notch - and you could spend years in that B&B at the tax payers' expense.

The Mothers may take a shine to you, so be careful Coates.

jhado wrote:
Says big girls blouse

MrsGood wrote:
Well, yes, because I'm so sexy and handsome and cute, I would get shagged to death for having a lovely wee(boney) ass in there.

like you're so hard

jhado wrote:
Bitch

Tales like this do nothing for the freeman 'cause' do they. Yay sock it to the man Coates, you're really helping fight him by doing time for taking a stand over such a momentous issue as not paying your own fine for doing something which is let's face it, dangerous for yourself and others. You da new man


Ftr, I've been enough involved in the horrors of what happens when things go wrong on the road to support the ban on using mobiles whilst driving. If you want Coates I'll PM you with some of the gory details of what your actions may lead to and give you a list of family members and friends of deceased that have had their fucking hearts ripped out.
Alternatively you could just fuck off with this pathetic bollox.

dubmeup wrote:
lol

I can't even make any sense of this?

So you were using a mobile phone whilst driving and you got a text saying there was a warrant out for your arrest? By text message?

And you say you're homeless but obviously have the financial ability to run a car, mobile phone and internet connection?

I'm confused

I wouldn't waste any more time trying to fathom it out dawn. I certainly aint gonna.

May I make a request ?

Can we not take the piss out of Coates so much, I know the guy, OK? and he is a nice, peaceful man who has done me some favours in our time.

He doesn't articulate too well, but his heart is in the right place, he is on our side.

AND IF ANYONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MOVES? I'LL KILL THE FUCKING LOT OF YUZ!

Is that clear?

jhado wrote:
I moved

(arse wasn't comfy)

MrsGood wrote:
Gonna call you Grim from now on, ya skinny wee runt, I've just killed everyone else, it's just you and me now

jhado wrote:
Whats that>Hobbit natter

Jhado .......no one is taking the piss out of him

His post didn't make sense so people were asking clarification

(Still not happy he said the text came from an arrogant bitch, he seems to have problems with females , which does get my hackles up)

dawnbreak...seeing that your not the brightest spark i'll spell it out for you....I DONT HAVE A NORMAL HOME BUT I LIVE IN A BOX VAN SO MAYBE YOU CAN CALL IT A HOME LIKE A CARDBOARD BOX IF THAT PLEASES YOU..I HAVE NO RUNNING WATER EXCEPT WHAT I POUR FROM A WATER BOTTLE OR SPRAY FROM A PRESSURE BOTTLE...I HAVE MOBILE INTERNET VIA LIBRARY OR OUTSIDE MCDONALDS OR INSIDE PUBS...I SHIT IN A BUCKET IF I CANT GET TO A PUBLIC TOILET...I HAVE GAS HEATING SO RELATIVELY WARM...I DONT CLAIM BENEFIT BUT WORK DELIVERING PEOPLES EBAY ITEMS...ITS A SIMPLE LIFE BUT SUITS ME BECAUSE I'M TAX FREE EXCEPT FOR FUEL TAX..I CAN PARK ANYWHERE LIKE I DID IN ST. IVES CORNWALL OVERLOOKING PORTGWIDDEN BEACH WHILE MEETING UP WITH DR JUDY WOOD 911 TRUTHERS...

REGARDS THE ARROGANT BITCH...WHAT IS WRONG WITH CALLING HER THAT...? SHE WAS FEMALE AND HAD A SEVERE CHIP ON HER SHOULDER,WORKS FOR THE POLICE SO OBVIOUSLY BRAIN DEAD...AND THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE ANSWERING A MOBILE PHONE TO TWEEKING A RADIO OR LIGHTING A CIGARETTE WHILE DRIVING...BUT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CAPABILITIES OF DRIVERS...I'M VERY GOOD BECAUSE I'M A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER SO DONT NEED SOME BLOODY COPPER TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CANT DO...MY PHONECALLS ARE NECCESSARY TO EARN A LIVING...I HOPE THIS CLEARS UP YOUR PROBLEM

Sounds like you have carved a nice life there Coates. Anytime you bring your van up near Padstow give me a shout and we can hopefully meet up. Despite my previous sarcasm ^^^ you sound like a really interesting character to me.
You going to be doing daffs this year?

I have to disagree that answering a mobile is the same as using a ciggy lighter though