dubmeup wrote:
Shit!

Was mine racist?

Shamelessly bumped

Listen here, Abs, you're going beyond 'fashionably late' now. For goodness sake, you let the end of the world go by without communicating! If it had been the end of the world, I mean. So you need to make up for it with Christmas!

And there's something highly erotic here that requires your tongue in it...



...so get your finger out! *POP*

Ragnarok seems to have started a trend

Ab might have completely moved on from forums...he might have set his computer ablaze, then smashed it with a hammer, then threw it out of the window, then jumped out of the window and landed on it, then set it on fire again.
What if he last looked at this place months ago?
Maybe he's joined a biker gang?

Tbf, Abs does have previous on this leaving cyberland thing.
I just wish he'd respond to someone's email so that we can relax in the knowledge he is actually ok.

Sup, bitches?

Just wanted to apologise for not coming back to each of you individually and to thank you all for your concern. I am alive and well (I think...though, I may well have been raptured and just haven't realised yet).

Have just been keeping my head down and working hard, really. Another reason I have not been responding to you all immediately is that BT are cunts, but then, I'm sure you all know this already.

I shan't be returning here proper but thank you for keeping my account active and allowing me to come back and say hello. Glad to see you are all still here (well, most of you) and that things appear to be going well.

I promise I will make more of an effort to keep in touch with you all from now on.

Lots of love and miss you all loads,

Karl xxx

You little beauty!

I'm so happy to see you safe and alive, and not face down in a gutter somewhere with cowslips growing out of your orifices!!!

Yes, you'd better keep in touch now, or you'll be in loads & loads of trouble.

Really good to see you!

Who?

oioioi wrote:
I'm the one over here...next to you...in your bed.



Dumb arse.

Abs, welcome back mate, just glad to know you are alive and well

Sketts will be spinning webs of joy (poor wee thing's got the flu)

Nice to hear from you, Abs. I just wanted to point out that...Ab Origine wrote: I had a choice between Sky who indirectly hacked dead people's phones, etc, Virgin, who are looking to profit from the privatisation of the NHS, or BT, or no phoneline, which I need to do my work. So they were the lesser of three cunts.

Ab Origine wrote:
Not enough to come back though eh

psketti wrote:
Nah.

At WUB...I feel your pain. They're probably ultimately all owned by the same fekkers anyway. I wouldn't mind so much but it is virtually impossible to do anything without the bastard internet these days, let alone a phoneline.

Preaching to the choir here though, I s'pose.

Ab Origine wrote:
Pffttt

abs you fantastic little guttersnipe. come here and sit on my lap and i'll slip into something more comfortable. like your butt.

batou wrote:
Bats...you naughty bugger. I signed back in just to flirt with you as you got me all fired up.

That kind of talk could get you in trouble, you know, especially if you were within grabbing distance. AND I haven't even started on the Lambrini yet.

Rest assured, there will ALWAYS be a special place in my butt for you.