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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 16 Feb 2013 00:11 #21

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Funny thread ladies :D
the anorak hides the fact that sean is composed of 95% vaginas
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 16 Feb 2013 01:43 #22

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i bet that parachute girl queefed like an bouncy castle with a hole in it
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

Violence is not the answer, it is the question. the answer is yes.
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 16 Feb 2013 02:16 #23

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:roflha:
the anorak hides the fact that sean is composed of 95% vaginas
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 17:52 #24

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what is a queef? (scared to google)

Just keep up with your pelvic floor exercises Lesley and Gilly and you'll be juggling ping pong balls within months
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 17:55 #25

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temptation got the better of me ...its a muff puff also called a quif?

I thought a quif was one of the these

1971 Men Quiff
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 18:01 #26

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I think they're both queefs or quifs. Scarey. :O :chuckle:
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 18:19 #27

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I've found another name for it - it's a 'vart' (vaginal fart).

yoga.about.com/od/askauntyoga/f/yogavart.htm
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 18:24 #28

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Vart... :D Synchronised varting, could be an olympic event. Or the pole vart, you've got to be having sex for that to happen though :chuckle:

Don't mind me, I'm in a silly mood :scotty:
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 18:27 #29

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Gilly wrote:
I've found another name for it - it's a 'vart' (vaginal fart).

yoga.about.com/od/askauntyoga/f/yogavart.htm

:bravo:

:rofl:
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 18:52 #30

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To vart sounds quite sophisticated, compared with queefing - I vote, we stop queefing & start varting! :D
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I always call it a Love puff.....as it happens post coital.......a bit like the noise you get when you remove the bicycle pump from the tyre......after a good hard pumping
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'Love puff' is nice, but a bit twee - cute, but not classy, like' varting'. :rofl:
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I'll vart in future then

Poor Irre is the only man to venture into this thread ....bless :notworthy:
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 19:11 #34

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dawnbreak wrote:
I'll vart in future then

Poor Irre is the only man to venture into this thread ....bless :notworthy:

:pmsl: Bats & Andy will be miffed by that observation.
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 19:13 #35

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im not a man, im a love machine.
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 17 Feb 2013 20:03 #36

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If M&S or Waitrose did fanny farts they would be called "Varts".
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 18 Feb 2013 20:43 #37

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
OK, this got me a warning at the DIF.

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Why? What's so bad about it?

Male envy? You girls have all the fun...
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 18 Feb 2013 23:22 #38

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dogsmilk wrote:
LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
OK, this got me a warning at the DIF.

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Why? What's so bad about it?

Male envy? You girls have all the fun...

I think that's it. Some men can't seem to handle the fact that woman can have so much fun with a vag. Jealousy isn't an attractive emotion. You're not like that though Dogsmilk.

I have you down as a man who's secure in his non-vagness, in fact, one who positively revels in a good vag on a woman. Or, maybe even a woman who is in the prime of her vagness. :thumbup:
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 18 Feb 2013 23:31 #39

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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 18 Feb 2013 23:54 #40

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
dogsmilk wrote:
LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
OK, this got me a warning at the DIF.

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Why? What's so bad about it?

Male envy? You girls have all the fun...

I think that's it. Some men can't seem to handle the fact that woman can have so much fun with a vag. Jealousy isn't an attractive emotion. You're not like that though Dogsmilk.

I have you down as a man who's secure in his non-vagness, in fact, one who positively revels in a good vag on a woman. Or, maybe even a woman who is in the prime of her vagness. :thumbup:

Men can have fun with a vag...women can have fun with a vag. It's great they're so versatile really.
It's just we guys can only fart and never vart.

Nevertheless, I salute your prime of vagness. And all the other prime vagness on the forum and beyond.
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