Help me out, bitches.

Although I hate most everyone, I need some new, knock-on-wood, physical friends. I mean...you lot are alright, but sometimes you need someone around to make you look hotter. Know what I mean?

So, there are two 'venues' near me but I'm having difficulty motivating myself. It's not like going to a straight venue either, that's easy, but not very much fun for folk like me. You get judged on your clothing, weird blokes ask you for sex in the toilets...it's just a minefield.

I'm listening to Absolute 80s to get me in the mood as all modern music is shit and I'm about to crack open the Malibu and Value lagers.

Stay or go? You decide.

if you dont go you never know what you might have missed

Thanks bats. Wanna come? I'll protect you from the hooded claw.

dance like no one is watching

hmm... thats exactly what i would expect the hooded claw to say.

Go. Else people in the vicinity will never know what they're missing.

batou wrote:
Shit...

Mike wrote:
This is how I usually do it:



*This ISN'T me*

We all need to meet up somewhere this summer abs :p

andyh wrote:
Definitely. I'd have you all over here but I only have the one room.

We'd still have fun, mind.

You could all top and tail on my new floor in sleeping bags. We'd have to put sketti in the boiler cupboard though, just in case. I hear she's a bit "handsy".

Ab Origine wrote:
I was considering something like hiring a villa that could sleep say about 15 ppl in Tenerife or Lanzarote and we all meet up there and have a good time with lots of sunshine and booze and banter.
Have a summer hol together, bring along kids too if you have em and need to as I'll be taking mine.
The villa will have pool, jacuzzi, wifi, games room etc don't you worry

Sounds good Andy.

Well, the Malibu and cheap lager isn't helping. Now I just want pizza. I'm too old for this 'going out' and 'friends' shit, I reckon.

Ab Origine wrote:
That's fabulousness personified, Abs, and I for one would pay good money to see you performing on the dance floor.

Ab Origine wrote:
Hopefully you're not too old for tenerife

God help you if you ever have pizza in italy btw, you won't want it anywhere else after that.

That sounds good, Andy, but I'm not a lover of the flaming Mediterranean heat. I'd only come if you roughed it in a tent somewhere like Shell Island.

You and me can go to Stornaway for the weekend Gilly what say you?
Don't tell the hubby, just pack a bag and come away with me?

Mike wrote:
Can I bring my dogs?

Mike wrote:
WTF?

Here's an idea...start your own chuffin thread if inviting pretty ladies away is your thing.

Straight men. Pfft.

Waits for invite.

stornaway sounds like a prison

Right...you lot have failed to convince me, so anything that happens from here on in is entirely your fault.

I'm almost out of Malibu and my mouse finger is hovering around Pizza Hut's website online order thingy.