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NOPE! Fuck That! 04 Nov 2013 22:08 #1

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A thread for those little items we encounter which draws the above response. :arrowup:

Like THIS! :arrowdown:

I'm not particularly arachnophobic but there's a line eh?

Dozens of Deadly Spiders Burst from Banana As Woman Prepares to Eat It

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An urban legend joined forces with a recurring nightmare and the worst case scenario to permanently traumatize a young mother who found dozens of the world's most venomous spiders crawling all over the banana she was preparing to consume.

"I thought it was mold," said Consi Taylor, 29, of London, referring to the white spots she found on her banana. "ut when I had a closer look I saw some funny looking spots...and was horrified to see they were spiders. They were hatching out on the table, scurrying around on my carpet."

Before realizing she was dealing with dozens of Brazilian wandering spiders (AKA banana spiders) — a highly aggressive, highly venomous spider certified as "the most toxic" by Guinness World Records — Taylor attempted to return the bananas to the Sainsbury's supermarket where she'd bought them.


She was initially offered £10 ($16) for her trouble, but after sending a photo of the spider to a pest control specialist, Taylor, her husband Richard, and their two small children were ordered to get the hell out of the house and never look back.

Well, at least until the residence was thoroughly fumigated.

Sainsbury’s subsequently offered to pay the full cost of the extermination, as well as pick up the tab at the hotel where the Taylors were temporarily put up.

The supermarket chain apologized for the incident, but insisted it has "rigorous controls on imported products at all stages" which significantly reduce the instances of killer spiders bursting from bananas and attacking patrons.

Taylor, meanwhile, is content with reducing her daily intake of potassium.

"I hope I didn’t eat one but I can’t be sure," she said.
"I now have a phobia of buying bananas. We don’t know whether they’ve all gone." :couch:

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NOPE! Fuck That! 04 Nov 2013 22:44 #2

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I don't care if it's overreacting, I'd evacuate London and bomb it flat....then bomb it again in case they are hiding in the rubble.

Fuck that, Indeed.

Si me puede disparar los conejos, a continuación, puedo disparar fascistas
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But it might give us an erection.... 04 Nov 2013 23:00 #3

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P. fera and P. nigriventer are widely considered the most venomous species of spider.[2][3] Its venom contains a potent neurotoxin, known as PhTx3, which acts as a broad-spectrum calcium channel blocker that inhibits glutamate release, calcium uptake and also glutamate uptake in neural synapses. At deadly concentrations, this neurotoxin causes loss of muscle control and breathing problems, resulting in paralysis and eventual asphyxiation. In addition, the venom causes intense pain and inflammation following a bite due to an excitatory effect the venom has on the serotonin 5-HT4 receptors of sensory nerves. This sensory nerve stimulation causes a release of neuropeptides such as substance P which triggers inflammation and pain.[11]

Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.[12][13][14]

The amount of P. nigriventer venom necessary to kill a 20 g mouse has been shown to be only 6 μg intravenously and 134 μg subcutaneously as compared to 110 μg and 200 μg respectively for Latrodectus mactans (Southern black widow). This ranks Phoneutria venom among the most deadly spider venoms to mice. The Brazilian wandering spider's prey also includes crickets, katydids, mantids, and other larger animals, including tree frogs and lizards.[15]

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But it might give us an erection.... 05 Nov 2013 02:06 #4

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Lets nuke the place from space....
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NOPE! Fuck That! 05 Nov 2013 02:21 #5

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NOPE! Fuck That! 05 Nov 2013 02:28 #6

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5853% Apr !!!

Kin'ell! :facepalm:
How is that shit even considered to be legally acceptable?
You'd be better off having you house robbed ffs.
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NOPE! Fuck That! 05 Nov 2013 11:23 #7

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Re. the op, I actually receive minimum wage (for which I am VERY grateful) to rummage through wet bush most days, and I've been bitten to buggery. Fuck knows exactly what is biting me, but thankfully, I have avoided being impregnated by any particularly nasty bastards so far.

Much like some of our own dear members. :coffee:
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NOPE! Fuck That! 05 Nov 2013 11:46 #8

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Re. the op, I actually receive minimum wage (for which I am VERY grateful) to rummage through wet bush most days, and I've been bitten to buggery. Fuck knows exactly what is biting me, but thankfully, I have avoided being impregnated by any particularly nasty bastards so far.

Much like some of our own dear members. :coffee:
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NOPE! Fuck That! 05 Nov 2013 11:57 #9

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feather wrote:
5853% Apr !!!

Kin'ell! :facepalm:
How is that shit even considered to be legally acceptable?
You'd be better off having you house robbed ffs.
It's a total joke, the only thing they have as a business is the legal right to wire 'money' into your account. They don't have any assets or any capital. If you read about the history of Wonga, they're not much difference in terms of setting up to TPV, it really is that level of operation. They just borrow 'money' from the big retails banks, and then lend it out. They provide literally nothing of value, and have nothing of value. You or I could take over their operation tomorrow, and it would continue in exactly the same fashion.

Don't worry, though, MPs are going to ask them some questions. I bet they're shitting themselves:

www.theguardian.com/business/2013/nov/05...mps-select-committee
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NOPE! Fuck That! 07 Nov 2013 18:28 #10

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Nope! :noway:

I have a note from my mum.

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NOPE! Fuck That! 07 Nov 2013 20:17 #11

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You'd have to be some kind of masochist to do that. :O
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NOPE! Fuck That! 08 Nov 2013 16:55 #12

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NOPE! Fuck That! 13 Nov 2013 18:59 #13

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NOPE! Fuck That! 13 Nov 2013 20:07 #14

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F....f....f..f.f.f.fffffffuuuucccckkkkkkk that!
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NOPE! Fuck That! 13 Nov 2013 20:14 #15

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Cheers. I've got a death grip on the sofa with my bum cheeks now.
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NOPE! Fuck That! 13 Nov 2013 20:29 #16

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After all that, he was worried about sitting in a fuckin puddle? I would have happily walked along behind the truck and enjoyed the views tbh. At least if I slip and fall to my death, it would be my own fault and not because the driver's gf just text him and distracted him.

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NOPE! Fuck That! 13 Nov 2013 20:38 #17

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Now consider what the guys who built the road experienced. :nervous:
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NOPE! Fuck That! 20 Nov 2013 21:07 #18

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The Swing At The End Of The World Lets You Swing 2,600 Meters Above Sea Level

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NOPE! Fuck That! 20 Nov 2013 21:15 #19

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NOPE! Fuck That! 20 Nov 2013 21:32 #20

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Nu-uh that swing can gtf.


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I have no idea what's going on in dub's footy pic. :dunno:
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