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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 16:25 #21

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Gilly wrote:
Sneezed on floor cake?

Shock


That's just horrifying.

I know...right?! It's a fucking wonder I got to the age I have in all honesty.
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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 17:49 #22

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People just aren't fussed, are they, Abs! It's years since I allowed the twit I'm married to buy me a present, because the last birthday gift I got from him was oven gloves or a tin opener or summat, accompanied by a card made out to someone called Jill.

Now if you were within reach, I'd have hand-made you a giant, multi-tier chocolate cake, spoon fed it to you, burped you and everything. And there'd have been a scantily-clad stud inside. He may have been slightly singed, but we're not bothered about that, are we.
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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 18:28 #23

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Gilly wrote:
People just aren't fussed, are they, Abs! It's years since I allowed the twit I'm married to buy me a present, because the last birthday gift I got from him was oven gloves or a tin opener or summat, accompanied by a card made out to someone called Jill.

Now if you were within reach, I'd have hand-made you a giant, multi-tier chocolate cake, spoon fed it to you, burped you and everything. And there'd have been a scantily-clad stud inside. He may have been slightly singed, but we're not bothered about that, are we.
Bit racist mate. :mad:

I believe 'swarthy' is the acceptable term you're struggling for.
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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 18:30 #24

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:teef: :P
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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 19:26 #25

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If us lot actually all met on the terms we seem to be on on here irl Calligula would blush!
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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 20:34 #26

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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 20:41 #27

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Happy Birthday Abs

I've tried to post a pic but it didn't work :roll:

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Shit birthdays... 19 Dec 2013 01:01 #28

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You should have gone to specsavers mate... the party started ages ago next door :coffee:


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