Big girl pants (Think Bridget Jones)
Tucks everything in nicely - prevents those embarassing social fall-out situations (literally and figuratively) if you get my meaning.
I take it you didn't attend finishing school abs - not being judgemental. Your local adult education college will probably be running a course. Sign up in September or you may be able to join a currently running course if it is under-subscribed.

Wise Haven wrote:
I was asked to leave. Well, escorted off the premises is more accurate. They were quite big on 'pants' anorl, come to think of it.

Never really seen the point in fashion.

Brand new dances that you don't know the name of?
Balls to that...

Space Bandit wrote: No way! - Remember the Macarena? Awesome - If I ever get invited to a wedding I will do that dad/grandad embarassing thing to the Macarena.
There has to be some revenge for changing all those poo laden nappies.

Wise Haven wrote:
Another good game that one of my brothers-in-law and myself partake in at any opportunity while dancing, is 'the random arm flail.This came about when we observed another relative, who shoots his arm in the air, when on the dance floor, but miraculously, does it out of time with the music - it's never on a musical beat. Now try as we might, we can't do it. We end up just standing still, focusing on trying to raise an arm at a point where it's not on a musical beat, and we just can't do it.

It causes our off-spring to disown us though.