Arthur wrote:

marina wrote: Ehh?
Which site are you talking about?

oops sorry for the full on bold..

Well now that they've potted so may, there's only a small handful of ardent supporters in TPV section.

This'll be their brainwave for how to get it throbbing again. Feeble minded oafs!

feather wrote:
DIF - re Noodle.

It's alright dear, sit down & I'll make you a nice cuppa tea.

Goldenprince13 wrote:
No worries, you confirmed what I thought was being meant by the sock noob 'polpotplant'

So someone is about to cop the blame for the whole fiasco at TVP on the say so of a psychic?

Let's hope that one goes to court eh.

Jeez they are so desperate and unable to just say "Oops we made an arse of that, sorry!" "We'll learn from it and do it better next time round".

I cannot stand people who won't admit their own flaws and project them onto others.

Some friends of mine tried to sign up to iffy last year. They can log on but have no access to anything. So possibly they are only processing



or paying members

Not sure if they adjust their poster numbers to show a huge influx of newbies

I'm sure they wouldn't massage the data simply to attract advertising revenue

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would they?

feather wrote:
It's like an episode of the old children's programme 'rent a ghost'

I've been saying it since the mole announcement - they're going to reveal it in 2 weeks, because it'll take them that long to frame some poor patsy. I meant it, and will eat this table if I'm wrong!

Gilly wrote:
Lol it gets worse,
I scanned that as DIF ya Noodle

To be fair you've called me worse before now.
I better have that cuppa dear until they come and take me back to the quiet room here at Shady Pines.

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Been watching and I think they need some new shows, mix up the formula a bit, ya know?

Just some ideas I threw together quickly (no expenses-paid trip to LA to NY to LA to NY, then back to LA, then off to the tequila bar...then somehow woke up in Mexico chained to a bed surrounded by burly men in pink tutus needed for me - ha!):

The People's Fart - the much-anticipated follow-up vid from talented musician Gareth documenting the removal of the 500 straws from his arse and the ensuing wind (smells a bit, but may provide material for much of the rest of the output to last until tomorrow or beyond). Afterwards (or possibly during) Gareth will be joined by an Oom-pah-pah band for a collaboration (they have massive trumpets!).

The People's Kitchen - how to build a secret smoking room behind the kitchen that no-one will ever find out about, and so shouldn't invalidate your insurance (until your offices burn down), which would otherwise lead to a total collapse of a project funded by hundreds of thousands of £s of other people's money.

The People's Seamstress - Deanna Amato takes time out from her hectic schedule of ignoring volunteers and staying in a luxury hotel to explain how anyone who takes Terry Pratchett's Discworld seamstresses as a euphemism for ladies who prostitute themselves (morally or otherwise) is just a wog.

The People's Forum - Sean Adl-Tabatabai explains how an ambitious project launched in great secrecy many years ago to simulate, and thus then be able to predict, the common man's reaction to the purest Orwellian nightmare was built and took shape through the DIF. Featuring live bannings, PM reading, and insights into burly men wearing pink tutus in Mexico.

David Icke Cash Converter - David explains, with the clarity and insight he alone possesses, how to write down that £20k worth of 'off the back of a lorry' studio equipment cost over £140k on the back of a beer mat.

Left Brain Thinking in a World Full of Scary Lizards - Pay UFOchick $50 and just hope she fucks off...

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Arthur wrote:

electricdreams wrote:
Excellent...

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musky wrote:
How did Gareth, the very average musician, not very funny and barely competent presenter get the job at TPV?

Oh who cares, he's David ickes son so lets not be concerned. Lets get back to those illuminati and elite power bloodline theories.