electricdreams wrote:
Been watching and I think they need some new shows, mix up the formula a bit, ya know?
Just some ideas I threw together quickly (no expenses-paid trip to LA to NY to LA to NY, then back to LA, then off to the tequila bar...then somehow woke up in Mexico chained to a bed surrounded by burly men in pink tutus needed for me - ha!):
The People's Fart - the much-anticipated follow-up vid from talented musician Gareth documenting the removal of the 500 straws from his arse and the ensuing wind (smells a bit, but may provide material for much of the rest of the output to last until tomorrow or beyond). Afterwards (or possibly during) Gareth will be joined by an Oom-pah-pah band for a collaboration (they have massive trumpets!).
The People's Kitchen - how to build a secret smoking room behind the kitchen that no-one will ever find out about, and so shouldn't invalidate your insurance (until your offices burn down), which would otherwise lead to a total collapse of a project funded by hundreds of thousands of £s of other people's money.
The People's Seamstress - Deanna Amato takes time out from her hectic schedule of ignoring volunteers and staying in a luxury hotel to explain how anyone who takes Terry Pratchett's Discworld seamstresses as a euphemism for ladies who prostitute themselves (morally or otherwise) is just a wog.
The People's Forum - Sean Adl-Tabatabai explains how an ambitious project launched in great secrecy many years ago to simulate, and thus then be able to predict, the common man's reaction to the purest Orwellian nightmare was built and took shape through the DIF. Featuring live bannings, PM reading, and insights into burly men wearing pink tutus in Mexico.
David Icke Cash Converter - David explains, with the clarity and insight he alone possesses, how to write down that £20k worth of 'off the back of a lorry' studio equipment cost over £140k on the back of a beer mat.
Left Brain Thinking in a World Full of Scary Lizards - Pay UFOchick $50 and just hope she fucks off...
OK can we clear something up here. The word WOG in Australia means nothing like it does here. It has nothing to do with black people. The Aussies I believe are racist in a kind of under the radar laughy we are only joking mate don't get me wrong way.
So they have "joke" names for everyone. English? You are a Pommy (bastard) American? You are a septic (tank aka Yank), French? Frog, Islander? Coconut, Indian? Curry Muncher (yes really!!) NZ? Kiwi, and for people whose background is Greece, Italy, the former Yugoslavia, etc are all classed as WOGS. Now what these WOG people have done is take the word and owned it as their own, a bit like the N word in the USA. So you have TV programmes and theatre shows like Wogs Out Of Work.
All of the almost 30 years I lived there I could never get my head around the word and used to tell my kids off for saying it but I have been back here in the UK for 3 years now and am not used to hearing this in everyday parlance. At Christmas I returned to Australia and once again heard this as common talk even from my own grand-daughters whose father is from them one of these countries referring to themselves as WOGS.
(One of the main cheese manufactures in Australia is COON and it was really weird to see that in the supermarket again)
I am in no way defending Deeana. We share a common language with Australia but a huge cultural difference.
There wouldn't be some baiting going on, would there? 
