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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 15:45 #21

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:conf: well, that's kind of the reverse of a mating dance... kind of like saying "I don't want it, don't touch me, leave me alone!" :chuckle:
Why don't you try it and we'll see what happens :coffee:
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 15:57 #22

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you'll be thanking me over cigarettes in 2 minutes.
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

Violence is not the answer, it is the question. the answer is yes.
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 16:07 #23

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:think: what exactly was I supposed to be thanking you for? I still got nothing out of it... and I gave you an extra few minutes of trying there :roll:


Oh, right, we're supposed to fake it
Bed Sex
:O :D Oh god yes, that was good...thank you Bats, I'm ready for that smoke now...
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 16:08 #24

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:rofl: :bow:
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 17:42 #25

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Viagra for women indeed! *laughs scornfully*

Does it make you climax in 3 minutes to synchronise with your partner or something? :D

Bats, please will you post a vid of that naked non-compliance dance?
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 17:56 #26

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Later this evening(9pm CET) in chat there will be an informal discussion about male impotency....





...let me know if you can't come.

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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 18:52 #27

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How true Gilly. Women have much more stamina. It might take us longer to warm up, but then we're good for hours. :chuckle:
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 18:58 #28

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How true Gilly. Women have much more stamina. It might take us longer to warm up, but then we're good for hours. :chuckle:

A bit longer than the typical 0.3 of a second, true, but that's part of the fun. Some men's idea of foreplay is asking if you're up for it (so I've been told). :hahano:
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:00 #29

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@Gilly & Lesley... sometimes, them lasting not even a minute is worth it just so you can fall off the bed laughing at them :D (of course, then women can always, after we finish laughing hysterically, go entertain ourselves)

@Oi, let me get this right... 9pm CET (1pm my time)... so about an hour from now its a free for all on man bashing and their inabilities or just on their inability to get it up when its needed?
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:03 #30

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StarsChildren wrote:

@Oi, let me get this right... 9pm CET (1pm my time)... so about an hour from now its a free for all on man bashing and their inabilities or just on their inability to get it up when its needed?

:facepalm:

Read it again, out loud.

:marx:
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:05 #31

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Don't wanna read it again... I like my version better :D
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:06 #32

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StarsChildren wrote:
@Gilly & Lesley... sometimes, them lasting not even a minute is worth it just so you can fall off the bed laughing at them :D (of course, then women can always, after we finish laughing hysterically, go entertain ourselves)

If they last less than a minute it's no laughing matter young lady. :oldfart: :chuckle:
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:07 #33

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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:08 #34

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StarsChildren wrote:
:toetap: People! :spank: Back on topic... female orgasms, the fact that 30% of us with female bits don't get off *try's not to laugh* and... and... *takes deep breath and puts on straight face* its the other parties fault we don't :O now, we have to take female viagra up the nose 2 hours before we spend any alone time with the opposite sex just so we can reach our own (with any luck *giggles* before you guys pass out).

Reached a conclusion last night...the only way to test this is to drug half the women up on this nasal spray and the other have on ecstasy, then toss a couple of men between them and see if the women attack the men :axe:

That's a mighty big percentage. Is there really a condition, psychological or not, that prevents a woman from achieving orgasm? If there is then that's a crying shame, but if it's down to bad love making by their partner then that's even worse.

Call me old fashioned but I thought the whole point of sex was to leave your partner all fizzy and spent! Maybe these guys need to outsource. :D
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:10 #35

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
StarsChildren wrote:
@Gilly & Lesley... sometimes, them lasting not even a minute is worth it just so you can fall off the bed laughing at them :D (of course, then women can always, after we finish laughing hysterically, go entertain ourselves)

If they last less than a minute it's no laughing matter young lady. :oldfart: :chuckle:

Yes it is :D ... ex husband did it once, I laughed for 10 minutes straight and then had ammo the next time around when I asked if we were actually gonna do anything :killinme:
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:11 #36

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all fizzy and spent!

:cool:
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:14 #37

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StarsChildren wrote:
:conf: well, that's kind of the reverse of a mating dance... kind of like saying "I don't want it, don't touch me, leave me alone!" :chuckle:
Why don't you try it and we'll see what happens :coffee:

Here he is doing it earlier.

Batou (pretending to be Stan) performing the non comply prance...

Straight Jacket Crazy 1




(I just photo-shopped the pants in to spare any blushes - the straight jacket's for real).
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:18 #38

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hugorune wrote:
StarsChildren wrote:
:toetap: People! :spank: Back on topic... female orgasms, the fact that 30% of us with female bits don't get off *try's not to laugh* and... and... *takes deep breath and puts on straight face* its the other parties fault we don't :O now, we have to take female viagra up the nose 2 hours before we spend any alone time with the opposite sex just so we can reach our own (with any luck *giggles* before you guys pass out).

Reached a conclusion last night...the only way to test this is to drug half the women up on this nasal spray and the other have on ecstasy, then toss a couple of men between them and see if the women attack the men :axe:



That's a mighty big percentage. Is there really a condition, psychological or not, that prevents a woman from achieving orgasm? If there is then that's a crying shame, but if it's down to bad love making by their partner then that's even worse.

Call me old fashioned but I thought the whole point of sex was to leave your partner all fizzy and spent! Maybe these guys need to outsource. :D

Innit, almost 1 in 3 women! The odds are I'd have met one by now :P
Personally I like to make a woman orgasm before penetration as it makes things wetter and tighter! :marx:
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:21 #39

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hugorune wrote:
That's a mighty big percentage. Is there really a condition, psychological or not, that prevents a woman from achieving orgasm? If there is then that's a crying shame, but if it's down to bad love making by their partner then that's even worse.

Call me old fashioned but I thought the whole point of sex was to leave your partner all fizzy and spent! Maybe these guys need to outsource. :D

Is that a serious question? :roll:
Most women need more stimulation than men know how to give (this is not just my opinion, but also input from miss-orgasm-just-thinking-about-sex who is currently stuffing her face with a banana don't ask :facepalm: ).

Seriously...I think it depends on a lot of factors. Mental state, physical state, emotional state, nerves (as in nerve endings), and I mean no offense here, but some men just don't know what the hell they are doing... leading cause of lesbianism and reason toys were invented.
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Re: Yes! Yes! Yes! Female Orgasm 06 Nov 2012 19:22 #40

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How could they come up with that 30% thing? Nobody asked me!

I think that statistic might have been invented by the Viagra marketing team. ;)

But then, as I've boasted before, I can bring myself to orgasm at will, just by thinking about it (if necessary :mad: )
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