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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 10:17 #2821

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^^^ Funny fuckers all a ye^^^

BTW does anybody like Rich Tea? Do they even count as a bscuit....and dunkin them is fraught with untold danger.
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 10:44 #2822

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Wise Haven wrote:
^^^ Funny fuckers all a ye^^^

BTW does anybody like Rich Tea? Do they even count as a bscuit....and dunkin them is fraught with untold danger.

Ye can only dunk Rich Tea for a millisecond otherwise it is mush floating on the top of your cuppa. :pissed:
I did what I thought was best at the time and when I knew better I did better. :)
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 11:24 #2824

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oioioi wrote:
Lionel Rich Tea 940 Pekm227x320ekm

Haha oi - that one really tickled me :chuckle:
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Babs wrote:
Wise Haven wrote:
^^^ Funny fuckers all a ye^^^

BTW does anybody like Rich Tea? Do they even count as a bscuit....and dunkin them is fraught with untold danger.

Ye can only dunk Rich Tea for a millisecond otherwise it is mush floating on the top of your cuppa. :pissed:

Too true Babs, literally miliseconds :D and don't forget the choking hazard lurking at the bottom of the cup.
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 12:24 #2826

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You can get chocolate Rich Tea now, you know. Jolly good they are too. ( nearly said they were 'nice' but I didn't want confusion to reign, since you can get chocolate Nice biscuits as well).
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Gilly wrote:
You can get chocolate Rich Tea now, you know. Jolly good they are too. ( nearly said they were 'nice' but I didn't want confusion to reign, since you can get chocolate Nice biscuits as well).

OOoooh stop Gilly I am supposed to be on a diet!!! :D

Yesterday in the Co-op my eagle eye spotted McVitie's Chocolate ORANGE digestives, I keep having flashbacks to that moment.... :nono:
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 19:06 #2828

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Wise Haven wrote:
^^^ Funny fuckers all a ye^^^

BTW does anybody like Rich Tea? Do they even count as a bscuit....and dunkin them is fraught with untold danger.
According to the DVLA classifications ,the Rich Tea is not licenced to be used on British roads,and that should tell us all exactly how unsafe it is.I was also turned away by 3 M.O.T stations who refused to even step into the car park to view my Rich Tea never mind issue it with an M.O.Tea.
:umm: :no:
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You is all like well pussyholes innit.
We/i aint scared of no biccy dunk. Let alone a fucking rich tea. We/i have conducted experiments. Sometimes involving dunks of over three seconds.
You do have to get your mouth pretty damn close to the mug but it's just about possible to get the subsequent limp jelly to wibble wob in your tongues direction. You have to compensate for gravity with centripetal force. If you did the experiment on a roundabout we/i would not be surprised if a five second dunk were possible.

The dvla can shove their tea nanny state up their shitters.
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 19:45 #2830

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Chocolate fingers are good if you bite both ends off, and suck your tea or coffee through them. :)
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Gilly wrote:
Chocolate fingers are good if you bite both ends off, and suck your tea or coffee through them. :)

That works with Kit-Kats too. ;)
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I bought chocolate hob-nobs today (on offer in morrisons)

That's one tough dunking buscuit!
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 20:00 #2833

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dubmeup wrote:
You is all like well pussyholes innit.
We/i aint scared of no biccy dunk. Let alone a fucking rich tea. We/i have conducted experiments. Sometimes involving dunks of over three seconds.
You do have to get your mouth pretty damn close to the mug but it's just about possible to get the subsequent limp jelly to wibble wob in your tongues direction. You have to compensate for gravity with centripetal force. If you did the experiment on a roundabout we/i would not be surprised if a five second dunk were possible.

The dvla can shove their tea nanny state up their shitters.
Blud..you is al up in me grille tokkin a starm up ,be tellin me bout a tree second dunk an shit and tings ...innit ? My rude boy biscwit Brudda Richy-Rich Tea issa bumbaclaart batty bwoy biscwit im dont gat da strengt to rip it up wid a wet tissue and shit and stuff...hear me now....brrrrap....brrraap....massif....innit...rrreespec' ? :drunk: :fro: :psketti: :coolfro:
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Evie wrote:
I bought chocolate hob-nobs today (on offer in morrisons)

That's one tough dunking buscuit!
What you've got there is.......the military grade HUMMER of off road biscuiting adventures. :thumbup: :chuckle:
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 20:11 #2835

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Jiggly Bitz. wrote:
Evie wrote:
I bought chocolate hob-nobs today (on offer in morrisons)

That's one tough dunking buscuit!
What you've got there is.......the military grade HUMMER of off road biscuiting adventures. :thumbup: :chuckle:
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 20:13 #2836

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hugorune wrote:
Jiggly Bitz. wrote:
Evie wrote:
I bought chocolate hob-nobs today (on offer in morrisons)

That's one tough dunking buscuit!
What you've got there is.......the military grade HUMMER of off road biscuiting adventures. :thumbup: :chuckle:

Loooook a tat rude bwoy innit ? :thumbup: :spliff: :hahano: :marx:
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 11 Mar 2014 22:25 #2837

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dubmeup wrote:
You is all like well pussyholes innit.
We/i aint scared of no biccy dunk. Let alone a fucking rich tea. We/i have conducted experiments. Sometimes involving dunks of over three seconds.
You do have to get your mouth pretty damn close to the mug but it's just about possible to get the subsequent limp jelly to wibble wob in your tongues direction. You have to compensate for gravity with centripetal force. If you did the experiment on a roundabout we/i would not be surprised if a five second dunk were possible.

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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 12 Mar 2014 02:26 #2838

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dubmeup wrote:
Ha look how this pleb humiliates himself with an attempted.witicism!
Cookies are not biscuits. They are um........cookies.....innit.

Serv 4


:arrowup: :arrowup: :arrowup:
I think we shall settle for a common ground. Neither cookies nor biscuits :D

Those are fucking yummilicious!!!!!!
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Science has spoken:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science...tea-biscuits-3232211
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Pah that's not science.
They admit they only did one inch dunks.
One inch isn't a dunk. It's a dip.
They are the scientific equivalent of someone standi.g by the pool dipping a toe in.
Whereas some of us/me are going off the ten meter board. :coffee:
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