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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 20:36 #2801

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dubmeup wrote:
How fucking dare you wisey! :mad:
"tempting biscuits"????

Biscuits are not some patchouli scented harlot strutting the streets in search of carnal gratification.
They are not some pile of fivers befallen from the back jean pocket of yon lad in front of you in the sidewalk derby.
They are not the face of blair being placed in front of you when you've just signed off on the anger management course you were forced to do after you got done for twatting a scallywag.

Biscuits are sacred. They do not fucking tempt.

Fuck, that was venomous Dubs - but, on reflection - totally warranted. Biscuit privileges should not be given out on a "Willy Nilly" basis. I overstepped my mark and will signj up for all the attitude correctional courses required by the SZ protocol :notworthy:

I was remiss :D
My Rights End Where Yours Begin so give me space FFS
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 20:38 #2802

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Wise Haven wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
How fucking dare you wisey! :mad:
"tempting biscuits"????

Biscuits are not some patchouli scented harlot strutting the streets in search of carnal gratification.
They are not some pile of fivers befallen from the back jean pocket of yon lad in front of you in the sidewalk derby.
They are not the face of blair being placed in front of you when you've just signed off on the anger management course you were forced to do after you got done for twatting a scallywag.

Biscuits are sacred. They do not fucking tempt.

Fuck, that was venomous Dubs - but, on reflection - totally warranted. Biscuit privileges should not be given out on a "Willy Nilly" basis. I overstepped my mark and will signj up for all the attitude correctional courses required by the SZ protocol :notworthy:

I was remiss :D



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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 20:43 #2803

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BTW - Anyone wanting to sign up, and reading the last page or two on this thread, will think, quite rightly, that we are all a bunch of Ferking Nutters.
And they can be comforted by that - We is Mad but not bad....

.....OK, dwayne says I have to go back in my cell - Bye......
My Rights End Where Yours Begin so give me space FFS
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 20:43 #2804

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Look, even the mice ignore Dubsy's ravings, Wise. Hehehe!

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dubmeup wrote:


And where the fuck is the biscuit emote we/i demanded long ago in our/my imaginarium?



Sorry dubs... there's far too many funts around here and I'm not afraid to tell you that ALL SZ biscuits have gone bad, real bad.



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psketti wrote:
Wise Haven wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
How fucking dare you wisey! :mad:
"tempting biscuits"????

Biscuits are not some patchouli scented harlot strutting the streets in search of carnal gratification.
They are not some pile of fivers befallen from the back jean pocket of yon lad in front of you in the sidewalk derby.
They are not the face of blair being placed in front of you when you've just signed off on the anger management course you were forced to do after you got done for twatting a scallywag.

Biscuits are sacred. They do not fucking tempt.

Fuck, that was venomous Dubs - but, on reflection - totally warranted. Biscuit privileges should not be given out on a "Willy Nilly" basis. I overstepped my mark and will signj up for all the attitude correctional courses required by the SZ protocol :notworthy:

I was remiss :D



Pussy :coffee:

Meh, Bah, Pfft - and other dismisive missives....
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 20:49 #2807

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Gilly wrote:
Look, even the mice ignore Dubsy's ravings, Wise. Hehehe!


Thanks Gilly, so funny but, - That video only confirms a long held suspicion......Human beings are really very dumb. If you had replace the mouse with a human they would not have worked it out so quickly......we is doomed, I tells ya
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 21:06 #2808

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Wise Haven wrote:

Fuck, that was venomous Dubs - but, on reflection - totally warranted. Biscuit privileges should not be given out on a "Willy Nilly" basis. I overstepped my mark and will signj up for all the attitude correctional courses required by the SZ protocol :notworthy:

I was remiss :D
fuck fucking sz protocol :mad:
This is not some forum bound flight of rulebook fancy.
This is not some consensus ( ;) ) led set of dos and donts.

This is life, blood. This is direct connection to the godhead through ingestion of sacramental preparations.

Fucking sz protocol. Shove it in the jaffa cake bin.
"laws are unenforceable if the majority break them."-humanspirit,
"avoid the concept of an ambassador for truth altogether"-gilly.
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 21:13 #2809

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And another thing, wisey...


We/i saw your attempt at biscuit elitism there.
We/i will not sit by munching oaties whilst you attempt to introduce a two tier membership...
An inner biscuit sanctum is an abhorrent idea to all that know the path.
Would you seek to limit access to air for newbies too?
Fucking biscuitgenics is it?
Not on our/my watch. :bat:
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"avoid the concept of an ambassador for truth altogether"-gilly.
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 21:35 #2810

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dubmeup wrote:
And another thing, wisey...


We/i saw your attempt at biscuit elitism there.
We/i will not sit by munching oaties whilst you attempt to introduce a two tier membership...
An inner biscuit sanctum is an abhorrent idea to all that know the path.
Would you seek to limit access to air for newbies too?
Fucking biscuitgenics is it?
Not on our/my watch. :bat:



Hhahaha... check how wisey's getting it :angel:
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 21:38 #2811

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DUBS, quick! Someone really bad has taken all your shortbread & left - garibaldis! :O

I know how to upset him.
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Gilly.
As we/i see it there are two possibilities here.
One. You are telling the truth and someone or something has been stupid enough to kick start biscuitgeddon.
Not impossible ofc but implausible.
Two. You are lying to us/me in order to illicit a biscuithadist response....
Which would of course have been very unwise of you...


So which is it?
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 21:52 #2813

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I like garibaldies :spliff:
Forget yesterday. It has already forgotten you.
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 22:00 #2814

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See - it's a confession from Jhado. He thought he was doing a kind thing, swapping like that. GET HIM!
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 22:46 #2815

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dubmeup wrote:
We/i do not suffer from the burden of proof. Righteous gut instinct invariably lets us/me down with no help required.
Or summat like that.
Don't fucking push us/me on this. Biscuits are part of the holy trinity of dub. Well a vehicle for part of it anyway.
We/i will seriously fuck over anyone dissing the sacramental baked product....righteously.

You've all been warned. :coffee:




And where the fuck is the biscuit emote we/i demanded long ago in our/my imaginarium?

Putin nicked it and rode off on it to celebrate Gilly's birthday! :D
Blame Oi....
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I wouldn't see a biscuit emote anyway. :(









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Ha look how this pleb humiliates himself with an attempted.witicism!
Cookies are not biscuits. They are um........cookies.....innit.
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Arrivals, Intro­duc­tions & Wel­comes 10 Mar 2014 23:34 #2819

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Biscuits Vs Cookie By Arkham Insanity


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:D
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Hello new people don't eat all the McVitie's chocolate digestives please. :cheers:

Hugorone I don't want to appear thick :roll: but that video in Richmond Park with all the deer running, well what was that all about? :P

Edited: Ha ha yes I see it now I switched the laptop on, you can't make it out on a phone. :rofl:
I did what I thought was best at the time and when I knew better I did better. :)
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