no im not french. i'll take the drugs and treats, but i wont surrender to your amazonian matriarchy.

Too bad looks like I'ma have to skip the torture and go straight to "off with his head "


Now, ya see, if you surrender, I'll make you a general (if you're good at following commands) and you get to help take care of the breeding program I plan to set up with the remainder of the surviving females. Only men who are strong, or surrender to me that I deem worthy may be allowed to donate genetics, the others will be gelded (without pain killers)

tick-tock tick-tock time's a wasting, get in early while I still have the patience to train new recruits.

this is the problem, im horrible at following commands. you guys put your little toys on the floor and face the wall. here's a cake. you can eat it when im gone.

i dont like cake so no... no ones gettin me to face the wall, not even u dear batty boy

hmm. well i guess we're both horrible at following commands. you still got those darts? it doesn't have to be such a sad day.

want me 2 shoot u in the ass? then geld u so u dont argue nemore?

i already know better than to argue with girls

then y wont u just surrender n get it over with? surely itd b a lot more fun lol

cos im a stupid stubborn guy. you wont break me!

is that so... well im not gonna argue with u if ud rather b the stubborn guy n not join the new world order im not gonna try n make u, someone please take this mans head off ... ah, no, not that head, little lower, lower... lower... there ya go

its by my knee, watch out its a fighter

Fears Of Zombie Apocalypse Pushes Record Gun Sales In The U.S.

martg wrote:
I have not read previous comments.

Good grief!

What a marketing ploy! Those who purchase firearms fearing a 'zombie apocalypse' are dangerous minds.

According to reports, firearm sales were up due to an off-handed comment by the president opining that ordinary citizens have no business owing 'black guns', aka, heavy duty fire power.

Also, many think the National Guard (etc.) will march soon onto Main Street America, imposing martial law.

I'm not saying they won't, but I think, in review, it has been/will be far more subtle than that.

Sketts, I think that colossal set of drawers is the Akashic records (you probably robbed it from under the sphinx) and you won't look in it because you're afraid to know everything. Maybe if you return to that dream you could just take a peak in the one labelled, 'Negative number of posts'?

Another urgent thing to remember is that when the apocalypse arrives, ignore Hugo, as he'll be trying to calmly & helpfully direct you onto an aeroplane that's doomed to plummet out of the sky. Not really, Hugo, I'll sneak you in through the barbed wire when the others are sleeping.

And also, some of those melty faced ones may need rescuing from the foetuses lurking outside. They'll all be male, as they're the ones who squirt lighter fluid onto their BBQ's because they can't be arsed lighting them properly.

It's important that we save pigeons too - the carrying variety. Or else, how will we communicate things like, " ," and ,"LOL," and all our other important messages to each other once the power's out?

batou wrote:
Well you're bound to say that, aren't you, but let's face it, you seem to know plenty about powdered wigs and parfait...hmmm!

Coco wrote:
I really can't guess at what is going to happen, I take some comfort from various groups of police who are starting to see they've been protecting criminals, hopefully that will spread

Being serious for a moment, I was reading yesterday that NASA had put out some kind of a warning / plea for sanity, due to concern over children & depressed teenagers in particular getting needlessly fearful about Niburu etc etc.

I know people here have more sense than to let their little uns get fretting about such stuff, but obviously it's not good if some who've bought into it are letting kids become terrified.

If folk are arming up to fight zombies the 'doom' thing could become a hysterical (not the funny kind) self-fulfilling prophecy.

Sadly, the very fact that NASA had commented on this, was leading a lot of people to say things like, "Aha - Niburu must be real then after all, and they're trying to fool us". FFS!

All of a sudden NASA is going all chatty?

Gilly wrote:
i was promised gay paris, and i was not dissapointed.

I've mentioned it before...but I had a dream a while ago that there was a tornado, it appeared behind the flats near to my house...then I dreamt I was in America (months after tornado dream) and basically saw a giant nuclear mushroom cloud (the cloud was scary, the heat was scarier). Then I dreamt I was walking down a street in China, the street had Western style houses, British style, and I was smiling but a Chinese woman, kind of oldish was looking at me like I wasn't welcome

So tornado, move to America, nuclear explosion, then move to China
I'm sure I'll pick up the lingo and get settled before too long