batou wrote:
Yep



I'll survive the 20th, 21st and 22nd with this.

So you're going to be barfing and laughing at the same time??

Feather and Andy are refusing to understand the gravity and panic of this thread, and must not contribute any further unless prepared to do less of this...



...and this...



and substantially more of this...

No one is going to throw a wet blanket over my doom. I even changed my avatar. I might change it back though. I don't think I like it.

noseymutegirl wrote:
Laughing until I uncontrollably barf

Cathar has the unique ability to do that to me, it might be worth socking up at DIF 1 last time just for the hell of it on the 22nd

You could be right, andy. Give us a link if you do.

But remember, his new name is..... wait for it.........

dubmeup wrote:
You're right. I forgot th skins n baccy.

At least you will be smelling good when you enter the next dimension, hugo.

It's the fifth dimension, according to Hopi.

You know how the illumaniti are always telling us what's ahead? Look at this old album cover from 1978.




Who needs webbots when everything has been in front of our faces for decades

This is what I think about the above imagry: Twin pillars, 11:11.

I am really looking forward to Dec 22nd when the veil is lifted and I will no longer have to explain myself.

noseymutegirl wrote:
When I look at that image I see pyramids, flares and a clenched fist facist salute.

In the future there will be spandex!

I knew that documentary 'Buck Rogers In The 25th Century' would be proved right in the end.

Disco is coming back!

noseymutegirl wrote:
I thought we were in the 5th world?
Given it's been a few years since I had a nice little sit down with the Hopi fucker, but I could have swore he said we were in the 5th world already.

Look here, we're letting our Russian brothers and sisters outdo us...

Survival kits and trips to hell, doomsday hysteria grips Russia
Published: 01 December, 2012, 00:42

Doomsday hysteria has gripped Russia and some of its neighbors. Travel agencies are selling tours to either heaven or hell and people are stocking up on food and fuel. Officials are publicly denying the apocalypse, hoping to calm the hype.
Those awaiting Doomsday have three weeks to finish their preparations before the date of the much publicized apocalypse allegedly predicted by Mayan calendar, that is going to happen on December 21, 2012.
Thousands of people across Russia keep stocking up their back rooms and balconies with food, fuel and other supplies they might need when disaster strikes. Some are even moving outside of cities because of the widely spread rumors that cities would be impossible to survive in after an apocalypse on Earth.
According to one of the most popular scenarios, on December 21 the sun is going to line up with the center of our Milky Way galaxy which will cause an entire blackout on Earth and a wave of different natural disasters.
Doomsday merchandize offered in Russia and Ukraine include survival kits. In the Siberian city of Tomsk such items for “meeting the end of the world” include ID cards, notepads, canned fish, a bottle of vodka, rope, a piece of soap, among other items. The packages are said to be popular among customers, more than 1,000 kits have been already sold, the company says.
Ukrainian entrepreneurs also offer a version of a doomsday kit. Just like Tomsk package, the Ukrainian one also includes alcohol: champagne for ladies and vodka for gentlemen. The rest of the kit consist of jack-knife, two-minute noodles, shampoo, soap, rope, matches and condoms.

...and the rest of it's here...

rt.com/news/mayan-doomsday-hysteria-998/

Damn those Reds. Clever bit of exploitation going on there.

Will they give refunds on the 22nd?

hugorune wrote:
They might do a runner with the dosh, if they scoop enough of it - and if they survive of course.

Gilly wrote:
No-one survives 2012 Doom!

They're gonna look pretty silly when we all go pop.

hugorune wrote:
They'll be like...

Gilly wrote:

Nice yolk.

I had a real proper apocolyptic dream last night so that means it's definiately gonna happen and we're all fucked.

StarsChildren wrote:
Hopi say we are getting ready to enter fifth and the Aztecs say we are already there.

Fifth, fourth. Who the fuck cares. Somebody just get me the hell out of here.

noseymutegirl wrote:
You can come hang out with me... got a whole plan ready, crawl under the house with the bugs and snakes on Dec 20, come out to find the rest of the human race gone, celebrate on the 21st that I now have the planet entirely to myself (for the most part).