Gilly wrote:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDMA

I've been told that mdma leads to huge amounts of fun being had. Not that I would know. Oh, dear me no. Drugs? Me? Vicious rumours tend to circulate about me and recreational chemicals and all of them damn true.

Doomed, I say. Doomed!!

I'll be working on my anti zombie dog defences tonight and probably counting my light bulb stash to make sure I have enough for when the electricity packs in.

What about the people I've heard being interviewed who are reincarnated aliens and are here to help people ascend to the 4th dimension on Dec 21 2012? I thought we were all going to get super powers and no longer need our physical bodies.

Thanks for pissing on my bonfire with all this doom and gloom.

It's not doom and gloom and death

Personally, I am hoping for an entire grid wipe out, banks crash, computers go (even though that means losing you friendly folk), cell phones...following right on the heels of that is government failure and collapse... the general public huddling together in what looks like a giant town meeting... and little ole me going anywhere I please and

December 21 2012... galactic alignment.
December 21 2012... ancients predicted a new age, an enlightenment (one can only hope), not just one culture, but many.
December 21 2012... possible axis flip. We're do for one, scientifically speaking, and I've been watching the weather steadily get worse at times and strange weather hitting (even though the news says it's "normal")...north pole moving 40+ miles a year towards Russia (as of a couple years ago)...fucking stars at night NOT in the right position.

I'm not hoping for a grid crash. I'm in the process of renovating my kitchen. A grid crash would seriously fuck with that.

I think we are entering the age of Aquarius when our conciousness will move from me, to we. I have been busy doing my kundalini yoga to strengthen my nervous system against the change in vibrations.

www.3ho.org/kundalini-yoga/aquarian-age/

Sat Nam

That's an interesting link...bookmarked for further reading later

I am not gonna be complaining if people start yanking their heads of the sand and opening their eyes. If humans as a whole can come together, or better yet, all species on the planet come together and start co-existing with the Earth.
But failing that I'd rather sit back and watch people run around like they've had their heads cut off with no idea WTF happened or what to do...it would make it a lot easier to just fall off the map in the middle of the hysterics, disappear and wait for humans to learn to co-exist because there is no other choice left to them.

One thing is for sure... Yule this year is going to be massively different than it has been in many years. The Galactic Alignment is not a guess or hope, it's actually happening. It only happens once every 26,000 years...so it is something special that not everyone gets to see/experience. I bet if we can see the Milky Way in the night sky around this time it's gonna be beautiful, something that could bring tears to the eyes of the toughest, roughest sinner out there. Something's gotta change with it, for the better *fingers crossed*.

That link is very interesting Stars. You should try some Kundalini Yoga, it is meant to prepare people for the galactic alignment and the beginning of the age of Aquarius.

Good lord, I sound like a right lentil weaving hippy now.

For what it's worth I honestly believe we are about to enter a fantastic new age. I am not in the slightest bit worried. In fact I'm rather excited.

On the DIF I had a chopped up 2010 quote in my sig:
What is going to happen?
Something wonderful.
I'm afraid.
Don't be.

Says it all for me.


Right, back on topic.



Stop derailing this thread with all this hippy nonsense.

We
Are
All
Gonna
Fry/Boil/Squish/Pan Fry/Explode/Like Jedward

Get the lightbulbs in, paint yourself white, read John Laurie's book and say goodbye to your nearest and dearest folks. One month to go.

Meanwhile, back to the DOOM that this thread was intended for.

People come together my arse.

People will be in the street, fighting with each other out of panic and stupidity. Those of us who avoid panicking stupidly will be busy trying to defend our selves / old timers & kids from the panicking, stupid people.

Mayhem will reign, as TPTB initiate Project Blue Beam, but outside of their doing, it's accompanied by a real life ET invasion of romping,inter-galactic kittens and massive light sabres (bearing unnatural shadows down their right side for no good reason and popping in & out of volcanoes to add to the confusion).

G'day.

I was watching a documentary with a housemate and the information below comes from it. The website wasn't mentioned on the documentary (well, not yet anyway, I haven't finished watching it) so I thought I'd do a quick search to find it as I recalled this thread. Now you can have fun creating your own doomsday impact event scenario.

Have fun.

Welcome to the Earth Impact Effects Program: an easy-to-use, interactive web site for estimating the regional environmental consequences of an impact on Earth. This program will estimate the ejecta distribution, ground shaking, atmospheric blast wave, and thermal effects of an impact as well as the size of the crater produced.

Please enter values in the boxes below to describe your impact event of choice and your distance away. Then click "Calculate Effects" to learn about the environmental consequences.

Continued at ... impact.ese.ic.ac.uk/ImpactEffects/

Having accidently caught a bit of a Jedward performance on youtube once I am now convinced the worst of the Doom bit is over.

The sad reality is that were not going to get some spectacular, eastenders drumbeats, alien invasion, reptilian cross dimensional, pole flipping mayan nose-thumbing rapture. Nope it gonna be much worse.

It will be the same long slow, soul destroying daily dirge with no river horse cavalry riding to our salvation, lead by Neo on Shadowfax.

So man up and brace yerselves for the real Doom.

feather wrote:
G'day Feather.

Do you mean that life will simply continue and we will have to put up with more shite from the likes of Icke, Jones and conspiraguru's in general ?

Jedward you say?

Your Inputs:
Distance from Impact: 1000.00 km ( = 621.00 miles )
Projectile diameter: 100.00 km ( = 62.10 miles )
Projectile Density: 8000 kg/m3
Impact Velocity: 60.00 km per second ( = 37.30 miles per second )
Impact Angle: 60 degrees
Target Density: 2500 kg/m3
Target Type: Sedimentary Rock

Energy:
Energy before atmospheric entry: 7.54 x 1027 Joules = 1.80 x 1012 MegaTons TNT
The average interval between impacts of this size is longer than the Earth's age.
Such impacts could only occur during the accumulation of the Earth, between 4.5 and 4 billion years ago.

Major Global Changes:
The Earth is not strongly disturbed by the impact and loses negligible mass.
The impact does not make a noticeable change in the tilt of Earth's axis (< 5 hundreths of a degree).
Depending on the direction and location of impact, the collision may cause a change in the length of the day of up to 9.81 seconds.
The impact does not shift the Earth's orbit noticeably.

Crater Dimensions:
What does this mean?


Transient Crater Diameter: 993 km ( = 616 miles )
Transient Crater Depth: 351 km ( = 218 miles )

Final Crater Diameter: 2450 km ( = 1520 miles )
Final Crater Depth: 3.1 km ( = 1.92 miles )
The crater formed is a complex crater.
The volume of the target melted or vaporized is 5.81e+07 km3 = 1.39e+07 miles3
Roughly half the melt remains in the crater, where its average thickness is 75.1 km ( = 46.6 miles ).

Thermal Radiation:
What does this mean?


Time for maximum radiation: 1.09 minutes after impact

Your position is inside the fireball.
The fireball appears 874 times larger than the sun
Thermal Exposure: 3.51 x 1012 Joules/m2
Duration of Irradiation: 14.2 hours
Radiant flux (relative to the sun): 68800

Effects of Thermal Radiation:


Clothing ignites

Much of the body suffers third degree burns

Newspaper ignites

Plywood flames

Deciduous trees ignite

Grass ignites


Seismic Effects:
What does this mean?


The major seismic shaking will arrive approximately 3.33 minutes after impact.
Richter Scale Magnitude: 12.8 (This is greater than any earthquake in recorded history)
Mercalli Scale Intensity at a distance of 1000 km:

IX. General panic. Damage considerable in specially designed structures; well-designed frame structures thrown out of plumb. Damage great in substantial buildings, with partial collapse. Buildings shifted off foundations. Serious damage to reservoirs. Underground pipes broken. Conspicuous cracks in ground. In alluviated areas sand and mud ejected, earthquake fountains, sand craters.

X. Most masonry and frame structures destroyed with their foundations. Some well-built wooden structures and bridges destroyed. Serious damage to dams, dikes, embankments. Large landslides. Water thrown on banks of canals, rivers, lakes, etc. Sand and mud shifted horizontally on beaches and flat land. Rails bent slightly.


Ejecta:
What does this mean?


Your position is in the region which collapses into the final crater.


Air Blast:
What does this mean?


The air blast will arrive approximately 50.5 minutes after impact.
Peak Overpressure: 2.05e+08 Pa = 2050 bars = 29100 psi
Max wind velocity: 11500 m/s = 25800 mph
Sound Intensity: 166 dB (Dangerously Loud)
Damage Description:


Multistory wall-bearing buildings will collapse.

Wood frame buildings will almost completely collapse.

Multistory steel-framed office-type buildings will suffer extreme frame distortion, incipient collapse.

Highway truss bridges will collapse.

Highway girder bridges will collapse.

Glass windows will shatter.

Cars and trucks will be largely displaced and grossly distorted and will require rebuilding before use.

Up to 90 percent of trees blown down; remainder stripped of branches and leaves.

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
We're all a bit of a "hippie" from time to time, some of us more than others

I've done Hatha Yoga for years now (not recently mind you lol), but the last thing I am worried about is a change in vibration and so on. I learned to roll with the punches (or when throwing myself off stairs , tripping over my own feet or someone else's feet) a long time ago. I roll very well, and besides, I am an Aquarius so what kind of change do I have to take? Other than to put on me crown and assume control of the world of course

Gilly wrote:

^ SOL!

That's like LOL, except involves screaming.

feather wrote:
Is that Jed or Ward? I can never tell.

I AM ALL I AM wrote:
Don't you mean more laughs, lol

meh...want some proper doom?

On 21st december
The Antichrist will begin his ministry
the LHC will open an interdimensional portal to hell
demons will roam the earth devouring the living





P.S. I don't believe any of this but I do love a nice bit of doom

hugorune wrote:
One of them got the Munchies
He's back now.