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I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 20:36 #1

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Oh, dear.

This is very embarrassing. :emb: I live in this town.

Ashleigh and Pudsey meet their fans in Waterstones
The author at a book-signing in a town centre store was like a dog with a bone.
Well, in fact it was a dog, but it was no ordinary canine.
It was Pudsey, the winner of this year’s Britain’s Got Talent programme.
The six-year-old border collie, bichon frise and Chinese crested cross visited Waterstones in Broad Street to put his paw print on copies of his new “autobidography”.
www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2123857_ashl..._fans_in_waterstones

It's a fucking dog.

Only a Godzilla facepalm will suffice.
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I'm guessing this is a national thing and not just localised numpitry.
Si me puede disparar los conejos, a continuación, puedo disparar fascistas
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 20:38 #2

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The six-year-old border collie, bichon frise and Chinese crested cross visited Waterstones in Broad Street to put his paw print on copies of his new “autobidography”.
That could possibly be the least amusing pun of all-time.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 20:43 #3

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:O :nilly:
can you get me an autograph?
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 20:45 #4

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hugorune wrote:
Oh, dear.

This is very embarrassing. :emb: I live in this town.

I'm guessing this is a national thing and not just localised numpitry.

Don't worry hugo, we should all be embarrassed by this. Although if I were you, I'd definiately move. Immediately.

Cheryl Dibden, events co-ordinator at Waterstones Broad Street, said: “As you can imagine it was an absolute delight and unusual because I’ve not had an animal author here before.

“I’ve never had to ask as events co-ordinator if the author has any particular dog biscuit requirements.”

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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 20:50 #5

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Wokingham ?
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 20:56 #6

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psketti wrote:
hugorune wrote:
Oh, dear.

This is very embarrassing. :emb: I live in this town.

I'm guessing this is a national thing and not just localised numpitry.

Don't worry hugo, we should all be embarrassed by this. Although if I were you, I'd definiately move. Immediately.

Cheryl Dibden, events co-ordinator at Waterstones Broad Street, said: “As you can imagine it was an absolute delight and unusual because I’ve not had an animal author here before.

“I’ve never had to ask as events co-ordinator if the author has any particular dog biscuit requirements.”

:facepalm:

I take it Courtney Love hasn't done a book signing there. BOOM!

I'm considering moving north next year. This area blows.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 20:57 #7

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Wokingham ?

Reading. Wokingham's less plush neighbour.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 20:59 #8

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Fuck, I used to work in Maidenhead, hated it.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 21:02 #9

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It's shit there as well.

Full of fake cocker-ney mockneys.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 21:04 #10

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and throw a few cunts in there aswell

Sorry about language, but there is no other way to describe those people
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 21:26 #11

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Perfectly acceptable use of the word considering the place being discussed. ;)
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 21:27 #12

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It's mainly Simon Cowell who should feel deep shame, but he wouldn't recognise the word if it were tattooed on his retina.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 21:30 #13

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I am removing the word from my post, 'cos it's a horrible word
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 21:31 #14

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jhado wrote:
and throw a few throbbing hard-ons in there aswell

Sorry about language, but there is no other way to describe those people
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 21:37 #15

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I'm far more prepared to believe a border collie cross wrote a book than I'm prepared to believe Jordan/Katie Price ever did.

Jhado, may I suggest 'twunt' as a compromise. :)
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 21:47 #16

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Now I feel like a cunt for my over-use of the word :sulk:
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 22:10 #17

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psketti wrote:
Now I feel like a cunt for my over-use of the word :sulk:

STFU.....you invented it :P
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feather wrote:
I'm far more prepared to believe a border collie cross wrote a book than I'm prepared to believe Jordan/Katie Price ever did.

I suspect the collie has read more books than her as well.

The collie can probably spell book as well.
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Now I feel like a cunt for my over-use of the word :sulk:

STFU.....you invented it :P

Shant :(

I got me a complex now :sulk:
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hugorune wrote:
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I'm far more prepared to believe a border collie cross wrote a book than I'm prepared to believe Jordan/Katie Price ever did.

I suspect the collie has read more books than her as well.
The collie can probably spell book as well.
and if you mentioned a pen to a collie it would at least have a clue about what you meant.
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