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TOPIC: I Wish This Was A Wind Up

Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:20 #41

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When we were kids, my mate (now my ex-brother-in-law) used to put on a rubber glove and wank the dog off.

So... you let this mate marry your sister, that right? :D

Thankyou pesky, my thoughts exactly
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:23 #42

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psketti wrote:
diamondgeezer wrote:
When we were kids, my mate (now my ex-brother-in-law) used to put on a rubber glove and wank the dog off.

So... you let this mate marry your sister, that right? :D

Nope I married his sister....she was good with rubber gloves too :P

(actually he did marry my sister and I couldn't stop them :hide: )
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:25 #43

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diamondgeezer wrote:
psketti wrote:
diamondgeezer wrote:
When we were kids, my mate (now my ex-brother-in-law) used to put on a rubber glove and wank the dog off.

So... you let this mate marry your sister, that right? :D

Nope I married his sister....she was good with rubber gloves too :P

(actually he did marry my sister and I couldn't stop them :hide: )

It just gets better and better :coffee:
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:27 #44

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Depends on one's definition of 'better' I suppose... :coffee:
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:31 #45

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diamondgeezer wrote:
When we were kids, my mate (now my ex-brother-in-law) used to put on a rubber glove and wank the dog off.

Now thats television..

Hahahahaha

I once worked with a guy who kept a teddybear in a polly bag , and he would put a rubber glove on and put his hand into the bag and bring out the teddy , throw it on the floor and his dog would shag it to death (not that it had any life in it) then he would pick it up (rubber glove applied) put it in the bag for another day , the poor teddy must have had enough dog semen for 1000 litters .

Bwahahahahaahahha

Have you ever noticed , when a dog owner is walking their dog and being a considerate owner , picks up it's shit , the dog always looks at the master with a kinda "WTF you doing picking up my shit kinda look , hilarious !
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:34 #46

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diamondgeezer wrote:
psketti wrote:
diamondgeezer wrote:
When we were kids, my mate (now my ex-brother-in-law) used to put on a rubber glove and wank the dog off.

So... you let this mate marry your sister, that right? :D

Nope I married his sister....she was good with rubber gloves too :P

(actually he did marry my sister and I couldn't stop them :hide: )

Que the soundtrack for Bread (liverpudlian sitcom)

Keep it in the family bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumtishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:35 #47

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diamondgeezer wrote:
The glove is a nice touch though.

It was one of his mums washing up gloves.

For hands that do dishes...
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:38 #48

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I don't understand why male dogs wish to spray their scent all over the place (my sister's dog peed on Hannah when she was a pup, hence marking her as his territory / property) yet they deliberately roll in anything that has a foul stench, including other dogs' poop. Why, when that must mask their own perfume with another creature's scent?
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 22:05 #49

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I've never had a dog thats deliberately rolled in foulness.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 22:07 #50

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Well it's my bitch that does it more than my dog. Maybe she just wants his scent of ownership off her.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 22:13 #51

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Gilly wrote:
Well it's my bitch that does it more than my dog. Maybe she just wants his scent of ownership off her.

:D
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 22:41 #52

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diamondgeezer wrote:
I've never had a dog thats deliberately rolled in foulness.

G'day Diamondgeezer.

That's actually VERY unusual ... I've heard stories about Essex girls after all. :D
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