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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 22:39 #21

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Now I feel like a cunt for my over-use of the word :sulk:

STFU.....you invented it :P

Shant :(

I got me a complex now :sulk:

A complex? Sounds nasty.

Shoulda used a durex :P
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 13 Nov 2012 23:46 #22

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thats the gayest dog ive seen, and ive seen abs.
its one of those that ends up with shit all over its face when it eats.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 05:08 #23

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G'day Hugorune.

I blame you that I ended up watching this ...



:aargh: :aargh: :aargh:
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 08:03 #24

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I AM ALL I AM wrote:
G'day Hugorune.

I blame you that I ended up watching this ...



:aargh: :aargh: :aargh:

I'm happy to take the blame for the libor scandal and climate change but I'll be blown if I'll take it for you having to watch that dross. If I can resist clicking on the play button then anyone can. :)
Just say no!
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 15:30 #25

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hugorune wrote:

I'm happy to take the blame for the libor scandal and climate change but I'll be blown if I'll take it for you having to watch that dross. If I can resist clicking on the play button then anyone can. :)
Just say no!

You tell him hugo :psketti:

It's clear to all he wanted it... :coffee:
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 15:47 #26

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psketti wrote:
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I'm happy to take the blame for the libor scandal and climate change but I'll be blown if I'll take it for you having to watch that dross. If I can resist clicking on the play button then anyone can. :)
Just say no!

You tell him hugo :psketti:

It's clear to all he wanted it... :coffee:

G'day Psketti.

I was intrigued at how a dog could win a 'talent' (I use the term in it's loosest possible meaning here) contest that was supposed to be for people. Maybe the dog would have fireworks shooting out of it's arse ... maybe it pissed on conspiraguru's ... who knew. :dunno:

As I don't watch the idiot box, well, I thought I'd give it a go ... fortunately, my eyes have stopped bleeding and the red tinge is starting to fade. It also reminded me why I don't watch the idiot box ... doing so for more than a few minutes would lead to ... :suicide:

It's Hugorune's fault, what with his Neuro-Linguistic Programming riddled OP. :fraid:
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 15:53 #27

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I watched it and thought the little doggy was lovely :P . I do suspect there is more to the relationship than meets the eye though and am slightly disturbed that I find the notion um..........intriguing. :emb:
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 16:11 #28

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I AM ALL I AM wrote:
psketti wrote:
hugorune wrote:

I'm happy to take the blame for the libor scandal and climate change but I'll be blown if I'll take it for you having to watch that dross. If I can resist clicking on the play button then anyone can. :)
Just say no!

You tell him hugo :psketti:

It's clear to all he wanted it... :coffee:

G'day Psketti.

I was intrigued at how a dog could win a 'talent' (I use the term in it's loosest possible meaning here) contest that was supposed to be for people. Maybe the dog would have fireworks shooting out of it's arse ... maybe it pissed on conspiraguru's ... who knew. :dunno:

As I don't watch the idiot box, well, I thought I'd give it a go ... fortunately, my eyes have stopped bleeding and the red tinge is starting to fade. It also reminded me why I don't watch the idiot box ... doing so for more than a few minutes would lead to ... :suicide:

It's Hugorune's fault, what with his Neuro-Linguistic Programming riddled OP. :fraid:

Yep. NLP was me as well. ;)

I also wondered how a dog could win a talent show but I was able to resist watching the performance. 2 or 3 minutes of my life saved right there.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 16:13 #29

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I watched it and thought the little doggy was lovely :P . I do suspect there is more to the relationship than meets the eye though and am slightly disturbed that I find the notion um..........intriguing. :emb:

There will be love children eventually. A litter of Eddie Munster types running around.

Here, I hope she likes it doggy! Bwa-ha-ha
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 16:33 #30

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dogs are notable for being terrible dancers, and that dogs no different. dogs are good at fetching sticks, and rolling in shit and dead things. there should be a talent show for dog talents not things that dogs are really shit at and take a lot of training cos i tell you, that dogs got four left feet.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 20:37 #31

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When I was a kid we had a boxer dog that farted like a world champion. Proper weapons grade stuff. Not sure that farting dogs would make great televison but a live audience would get the full experience.
Stick fetching would work on the box. :)
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 20:47 #32

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My little Hannah once wore a dead, flattened, putrid hedgehog she found, like a coat, having rolled on it till it adhered to her fur. Now that's the kind of thing that people need to see, to appreciate real doggy creativity.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 20:51 #33

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Agreed.

Does anyone have Cowell's number? I know the area code is 666.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 20:51 #34

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When we were kids, my mate (now my ex-brother-in-law) used to put on a rubber glove and wank the dog off.

Now thats television..
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 20:51 #35

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batou wrote:
dogs are notable for being terrible dancers, and that dogs no different. dogs are good at fetching sticks, and rolling in shit and dead things. there should be a talent show for dog talents not things that dogs are really shit at and take a lot of training cos i tell you, that dogs got four left feet.

Batty-one , look up "One man and his dog"
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:04 #36

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hugorune wrote:
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I watched it and thought the little doggy was lovely :P . I do suspect there is more to the relationship than meets the eye though and am slightly disturbed that I find the notion um..........intriguing. :emb:

There will be love children eventually. A litter of Eddie Munster types running around.

Here, I hope she likes it doggy! Bwa-ha-ha

Aw give the dog a boner :D
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:06 #37

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diamondgeezer wrote:
When we were kids, my mate (now my ex-brother-in-law) used to put on a rubber glove and wank the dog off.

Now thats television..

Dogs are such sluts.

The glove is a nice touch though.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:14 #38

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diamondgeezer wrote:
When we were kids, my mate (now my ex-brother-in-law) used to put on a rubber glove and wank the dog off.

Now thats television..

That was very considerate of him.
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Re: I Wish This Was A Wind Up 14 Nov 2012 21:15 #39

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The glove is a nice touch though.

It was one of his mums washing up gloves.
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diamondgeezer wrote:
When we were kids, my mate (now my ex-brother-in-law) used to put on a rubber glove and wank the dog off.

So... you let this mate marry your sister, that right? :D
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