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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 18 Feb 2013 23:58 #41

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dogsmilk wrote:
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OK, this got me a warning at the DIF.

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Why? What's so bad about it?

Male envy? You girls have all the fun...

I think that's it. Some men can't seem to handle the fact that woman can have so much fun with a vag. Jealousy isn't an attractive emotion. You're not like that though Dogsmilk.

I have you down as a man who's secure in his non-vagness, in fact, one who positively revels in a good vag on a woman. Or, maybe even a woman who is in the prime of her vagness. :thumbup:

Men can have fun with a vag...women can have fun with a vag. It's great they're so versatile really.
It's just we guys can only fart and never vart.

Nevertheless, I salute your prime of vagness. And all the other prime vagness on the forum and beyond.

Check out the smooth talker.... :D
the anorak hides the fact that sean is composed of 95% vaginas
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 19 Feb 2013 01:22 #42

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Does a vart ever have 'bits' in it? :umm:
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 19 Feb 2013 01:25 #43

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Does a vart ever have 'bits' in it? :umm:

If the vagina hasn't been used for a while...yes, usually dust.
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 19 Feb 2013 04:15 #44

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
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:D You crack me up Lesley! (I'm also drunk btw).

It was Krakhead, whom many people (including myself till I learned better) are fooled into quite liking, cos he's funny, who took sanctimonious umbridge at your post re this, and cheesy smelling gym shoes. Which is hilarious when you realise what a pervy, egotistical person he actually is.

Back on topic, the only time I produce one of these is if I'm in weird yoga positions. That doesn't happen regularly. :chuckle:

Why Gilly, you crack me up too. :D

Yes, arse Krackhead. I bet he has smeggy old bits of toilet rol stuck to his hair too. Humourleess gimp! :mad: I think he didn't like it because of a subconcious fear. I reckon he was scared that vaginas have teeth that might nosh his cock off. I read about that in a book on Freud. Anyway, it's all made him wary of vaginas, but not in an Ans way, just in a naff way.

Yes to yoga positions. Can you do them at will?

Watched this the other week and it does scare you thinking a virgina may have teeth :hide:

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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 19 Feb 2013 06:31 #45

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:D I wonder if you could get dentures fitted!

Abs - you'd probably get 'bits' if you stored your Malteasers in there. :)

Phe - 'dust'? :rofl:
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 19 Feb 2013 07:04 #46

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foonclown wrote:
LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
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:D You crack me up Lesley! (I'm also drunk btw).

It was Krakhead, whom many people (including myself till I learned better) are fooled into quite liking, cos he's funny, who took sanctimonious umbridge at your post re this, and cheesy smelling gym shoes. Which is hilarious when you realise what a pervy, egotistical person he actually is.

Back on topic, the only time I produce one of these is if I'm in weird yoga positions. That doesn't happen regularly. :chuckle:

Why Gilly, you crack me up too. :D

Yes, arse Krackhead. I bet he has smeggy old bits of toilet rol stuck to his hair too. Humourleess gimp! :mad: I think he didn't like it because of a subconcious fear. I reckon he was scared that vaginas have teeth that might nosh his cock off. I read about that in a book on Freud. Anyway, it's all made him wary of vaginas, but not in an Ans way, just in a naff way.

Yes to yoga positions. Can you do them at will?

Watched this the other week and it does scare you thinking a virgina may have teeth :hide:


Why is she performing a pregnancy test in the trailer?

Which sick fuck got beyond the "by the way, it bites!" line?
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 19 Feb 2013 07:57 #47

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It was just an internal examination incase she needed a root canal filling.
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 19 Feb 2013 18:21 #48

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psketti wrote:
dogsmilk wrote:
LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
dogsmilk wrote:
LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
OK, this got me a warning at the DIF.

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Why? What's so bad about it?

Male envy? You girls have all the fun...

I think that's it. Some men can't seem to handle the fact that woman can have so much fun with a vag. Jealousy isn't an attractive emotion. You're not like that though Dogsmilk.

I have you down as a man who's secure in his non-vagness, in fact, one who positively revels in a good vag on a woman. Or, maybe even a woman who is in the prime of her vagness. :thumbup:

Men can have fun with a vag...women can have fun with a vag. It's great they're so versatile really.
It's just we guys can only fart and never vart.

Nevertheless, I salute your prime of vagness. And all the other prime vagness on the forum and beyond.

Check out the smooth talker.... :D

Ah yeah baby.

Excuse me, I hope you don't mind me coming over but I couldn't help noticing the primacy of your vagness. I was just thinking how it must vart magnificently. Would you like to come back to my place for coffee?

It never fails.
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Muff puffs, fanny farts and queefs 19 Feb 2013 20:12 #49

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dogsmilk wrote:
Ah yeah baby.

Excuse me, I hope you don't mind me coming over but I couldn't help noticing the primacy of your vagness. I was just thinking how it must vart magnificently. Would you like to come back to my place for coffee?

It never fails.

That's classed as bedroom talk on SZ. I suspect we aren't normal. Perhaps some of you chaps could experiment with it in the outside world, and feedback your results. :chuckle:
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