StarsChildren wrote:
No, but it makes your mouth really zingy and lovely with slurpyness

jhado wrote:
Hm... that's a different kind of guacamole... I'm used to adding to the stuff in the supermarkets or getting it south of the border, lots of peppers (chili and jalapeno), make your eyes water.

I'll make my version for you, see what you think. I use southern india ingredients however.

Apart from the avocado and limes, all my chillies, garlic, onion , coriander are from southern india.

StarsChildren wrote:
Well, to be honest, I don't think I've ever had any Dunkin Donuts. There weren't any in my hometown but we did have a couple places that were pretty kickin-chicken (Jack & Jill Donuts and Shipley's Donuts). Pretty awesome stuff, I could gain mass amounts of weight in just a week of eating that shit, waaaay too easy to scarf down!! But I don't really have it in for the donuts much anymore. And I've never been a coffee drinker, so uh, mmmmyeeaaahh....

So I'm having Indian guacamole?

Will you take offense if after I try it I pour a gallon bucket of hot sauce into it?

phemohilia wrote:
You've NEVER had Dunkin Donuts?! Just because its not in your hometown doesn't mean shit! I will WILLINGLY drive to Phoenix to get those! Buy like 2 dozen of em, freeze maybe 6 of them

StarsChildren wrote:
No, not at all, I enjoy watching you colonials at play

StarsChildren wrote:
Strangely enough, there's a huge grocery store over here called Tesco and they carry Krispy Kreme donuts in the store. Again, not a big fan of donuts anymore so it only registers as a slight meh on my exciteometer.

phemohilia wrote:
Yes, there are quite a few Tesco's over there aren't there... kinda like Walmarts here I am guessing, although probably not quite as many. Surprisingly they sell Krispy Kreme's there though...
Jhado wrote:
Good, because if it isn't burning a hole in my throat and stomach, it isn't Mexican

StarsChildren wrote:
Ok, but, food doesn't need to be too hot if it attacks your buds from many directions

jhado wrote:
Are we gonna have an argument over food now? Mexican food is supposed to be Hot and Spicy. Not docile and innocent.

StarsChildren wrote:
That's probably what I miss the most about back home, well food-wise anyway. Mexican food and BBQ joints!! The only two places I've had Mexican food from over here totally sucked donkey balls. Celery in the salsa? Really?? And there's NO fucking BBQ places ANYWHERE!! That's like a life sentence in solitary confinement for a boy from Texas!! So the only decent Mexican food I have available to me is the stuff I cook myself at home. It's good, but it's not the same, ya know?

And the guacamole over here tastes funny!! It's got a real tart wang to it and the first time I had it I thought it was bad, like spoiled. I said "Eeewww, this shit's gone bad!!" and my wife dipped a chip (tortilla chip) in it and said "No, that's fine, there's nothing wrong with that..." I had to beg to differ. No matter where we get it from (ASDA, Tesco, Morrisons, Sainsburys, you name it!) the guacamole always tastes off!! I mean, I eat it, it's not that bad but it's certainly not what I'm used to. Too much tarty wang. Even when I make it at home myself, the avocados are just wrong over here, lol.
StarsChildren wrote:
God DAMN you Stars. God DAMN YOU to HEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!

I miss me some real-ass, authenticly-homemade-from-scratch tamales!!!!

I'ma hafta try to make some myself soon. They're a bitch to do, ya know, if you're a guy and have never even tried to make them before.... but uh, I'm up for the challenge! *desperate*

Oh my God, and platter-sized chicken fried steaks too!! Jesus Fucking Christ, how do I live here???

StarsChildren wrote:
When do we ever argue my love? Yes hot and spicy.but not so hot that you can't taste it

I know what you mean... I've been in other states, non-border states, and it's like a completely different version of Mexican

Hehehe... you mean BBQ like this? From BWW?


Or the side dishes?

And we can't forget the Chili Cheese Fries

jhado wrote:
Look at what Phem said ^ You people wouldn't know Mexican if it bit you in the ass apparently

StarsChildren wrote:
I hear ya, but I could always satisfy my donut-jones with the local joints so whenever I was in close proximity to a DD (DFW Metroplex or Austin) I just never felt the need to hit up a donut shop. I think back in those days it was more about the beer anyway.

StarsChildren wrote:
Well you're gonna have to teach me then, incha ?

StarsChildren wrote:
Not hatin' on the Brits or anything, but food is a LOT different over here than what a person from the southern U.S. is accustomed to. The first time I ever had Mexican food here was from a little place named "Old El Paso". It tasted more like Italian food. Fer serious. First AND last time there. I mean, it's pretty bad when you get to wantin some fuckin Taco Hell, lmao.... (That's Taco Bell for non-Americans). I would totally settle for that too. Sad, but true.

Pssst.... Stars? Did you know that KFC's over here don't even do the biscuits?? I know, right? Like, WTF else reason is there to go there if not for those big, thick, buttery, luscious biscuits?? Anyway, I quit going there when I found out like 90 fucking % of their menu was MSG-laden. Fuck THAT!!

*totally wants to stop talking about food now*

jhado wrote:
Ah hell... I'll just ditch your ass down in a Mexican Cantina south of the border. Then you go back, you can cook for poor Phem No homegrown Texan should be without decent Mexican!

In two days, I've got 3/4 a bottle of hotsauce... on french fries, pork, those nacho's I showed you that I made (that was like 1/2 a bottle all on it's own though). And like 2 packets of fire hot taco seasoning Just for an example of what it should be like.

phemohilia wrote:
Lmao I was in Minnesota once, damn near had to have a fucking temper tantrum before someone took me to Taco Bell...some fool put some fucking watery shit in front of me, after staring at it for a good 5-10 minutes I finally tried it, they said it was Mexican... that shit came right back out

KFC with no biscuits?! Are they all stoned over there, as well as being separated from the rest of the world? And I suppose when you ask them to give you the biscuits that come with it, they freaking hand you cookies too eh?

If you want, after Jhado visit's, I can freeze some true Mexican and send it back with him for ya