Right hand to Gawd, the ONLY sausage patties [that's how you spell it huh, p-a-t-t-i-e-s? fuggit...] I've ever seen was at a shop called Farm Foods. They sell mostly frozen shit: meats, veggies and shit you'd find in most grocery store freezer sections. They had some but they're square. And do NOT taste like breakfast sausage. Ya know, American breakfast sausage. They really didn't taste much of anything at all. Kinda cardboardy.... I suppose I could just buy some fuckin ground sausage from the grocery store and then add sage & black pepper to it, maybe try to get that Jimmy Dean action goin on, we'll see.... Fuckin fuck, man....

StarsChildren wrote:
Damn you, Stars. Damn you to the fiery abyss.

I know, but it's not the same! Plus you can't even get sausage pattys over here. Not the good/right kind anyway. I guess I could just use bacon, but fuck. C'mon UK, get your food availability shit together!!!