It's unbelievable. For the whole thing to be about the people and everyone volunteers and no one gets paid a penny to everyone gets paid and the son gets a show and then the other runs an advertising company and now he works there and helps promote the thing and Sean is the main man behind it all and it's all a bit lovey dovey. The annoying part to me is with most villains you always want them to get their comeuppance but the worst thing that can happen to them is they close down and even then they can just sell their stuff and make money back and they're already rolling around in money so there is no comeuppance it's just sitting back and watching people get ripped off and it's sad to see.
That's why I think we should all go there and pay them a visit and let them know what we think and how it's a shambles and where are the people working for free? Where are the white knights doing it all BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IT'S RIGHT? Oh I'm Liz Roberts and I run things from my desk and look at my plastic phone and my blond hair, I'm so cool and here I am, look at my big douchebaggy beard, ooh watch out for me, I'm the camera man, I'm Mr Camera, anyone needs a camera they come to me, I'm worth every penny of my wages. Behind the scenes, a load of rubbish. It's just like a real office isn't it? Have any of you worked in an office? There's no life or spirit among them. It's all business. I thought I was going to see people dressed in street clothes, young and old all having a laugh and getting along and everyone doing loads of jobs but it's not. And of course the gallery. It needs 5 people in there watching because it's very important. We only have 2 cameras and it's a big decision deciding which one to cut to and counting Richie down to the next segment/commercial break.
Richie: Oh hi diddly dee David. Where's me point of gold! Go and shag me wife at the flat while I'm 'ere me 'ole m8y.
David: Oh that's great Rich. Fanks m8.
Richie: No tank you David. Tank you very much *laughs* and to think they think you have a cocaine habit eh.
David: They're thinking with their reptilian brain m8. Oi Jacqui stop shagging Gareth in that cupboard, let him smoke his fag first.
Gareth: Oh come on Dad, you're next innit.
David: *in his fake brummie accent* Oh no Rich, oh no, you hear that, I've been summoned! * fake laugh*
Richie:* laughs hysterically while nodding his head till it almost comes off* Oh i t'ink you'd better go David,what a man, what a man! Oh diddly dee dum.
David:* drops his trousers to reveal his beer belly hanging over his now cream coloured y fronts. Arms out to the side staggering to the kitchen shagging cupboard, breathless after only a few steps*
Gareth: *waving his bellend around starts dancing round the office, sees Richie's can of Cherry Coke and straw and immediately sticks it in his arse*
Richie:*fake laugh* Oh Gareth stop it, you're making me pee meself. *starts nodding his head furiously*
Gareth: *becomes possessed by his Dad's brummie pisstaking voice* Ohhhh dear, this feels luvvly it does.OOh i say.
David: *props Jacqui's bum on a copy of Human Race Get Off Your Knees to lift her higher, sticks his tallywhacker in and with every thrust says - Infinite love is all you need, infinite love is all you neeeeeed, It's all you neeeeeeeed Jacqui, don't question it, don't fight it, ooooh arrrrrrrrr cooom on.