David Icke - You are so full of shit you don't know what shit smells like
I all but abandoned this blog because frankly, I have better things to do with my life than swat the flies on David Icke's bullshit but sometimes I just can't help myself. Like giving up smoking and having a cigarette after one too many beers, I'll probably regret it in the morning.

But seriously. Fucking seriously!

Having failed to keep a functioning television running despite having raised over four times what he said he needed (he originally asked for £100k, got £300k and then got another £100k in another campaign), David Icke is asking his disciples for £250k to 'take The People's Voice to the next level'.

Considering that The People's Voice is currently dead in the water, what does Mr Icke mean by 'the next level'? Stretchered into a life raft?

But, hey, there is good news, guys! Because according to the David Icke Headlines page:

*Please note: Viewing figures show that The People’s Voice is gathering pace and popularity all the time – despite all the challenges.

Latest figures electronically recorded with 100% accuracy show that the TPV to-air screen had nearly 1.6 million views last month with this month promising to surpass that.

Taking all views together, the to-air page, YouTube and other sources The People’s Voice has so far had more than six million views since the station went to air only in late November.

The potential is fantastic, especially if we can gain access to two satellites which is now a strong possibility if we get the support.

Support TPV – the dream has only just begun.

Blimey! So, since the station effectively went off air and started showing only pregurgitated shows, the viewing figures have increased by a staggering factor.

Why might this be? Well, the answer might lie in the fact that there is a TPV viewer embedded on every page on David Icke's website so whether you like it or not, as soon as you open a page on his site, you become a viewer. And if you are on a device with a data quota, you can loiter on that page indefinitely oblivious to the fact that your data quota is squirting away, largely because the sound on the TPV viewer is muted by default, so once you have started to scroll down the page, you will no longer be aware that the viewer is stealing your limited bandwidth.

David Icke, you have been known internationally as an unhinged conspiracy theorist, giving genuine conspiracy researchers a bad name but really, you are a phony. More recently, it has become clear that you are a con man and now you are visibly an absolute liar who screws people out of their internet usage in order to massage your viewing figures.

You are a fucking despicable turd.

At the present donation rate they look likely to get no more than about £30k of the £250k requested.
I wonder what will happen if that's the case?

£6,208GBP

Raised of £250,000 Goal

26 days left

228 supporters, that's 23 more since I last looked yesterday - where are Richie's 85,000 viewers then, can't they throw in a few quid?

I am thinking of donating £1.00 so I can write on the Indiegogo campaign page.

Babs wrote:
The cheek of it! Following your line of thinking, I just went on there to see if they would accept 10p.
When you click the donate button it automatically fills out £100 in the donate box.

But those figures are "electronically recorded with 100% accuracy".

But those figures are "electronically recorded with 100% accuracy".

It will be interesting to see how many people make it to Icky's Wembley Arena show in October. I wonder how much the ticket sales have dropped since the launch of TPV?

Indiegogo appeal today:

£5,550 GBP (205 funders)

Raised of £250,000 Goal

27 days left

I can't fathom how they're managing to get a single penny.

I can't fathom how they're managing to get a single penny.