psketti wrote:
First off, ^ look another example of a little dig at dub


Second, ab you blinker! I asked for you to keep me anonymous

Give me a fucking break

When have I EVER shown anything other than pure me? Show me

Dearest ANONYMOUS,

I have a feeling I know to whom you are referring and I'll be perfectly frank, he/she has a bit of a rep for it.

I believe a lot of it is about sexual attraction. I'm sure you'd be the first to acknowledge that you're a bit of a handsome young buck, and this is exactly the sort he/she tends to go for.

You'll notice that members of the same sex and old people don't tend to get so much stick from this person. Now, you know why.

The only advice I can really offer is to watch your back with this one. They are particularly snidey and two-faced and will do just about anything to get to you, one way or the other. They will probably push you to the very edge, only to snap back all 'nicey, nicey' at you and come over all friendly-like.

I've witnessed this for myself. Just watch yourself and don't let your guard down for a second. By all means be civil, but never agree to meet this person on a one to one and certainly don't divulge any personal info such as address or bank accounts to them.

In summary, don't do anything 'unwise', as that's probably exactly what they want you to do, if only so as they can turn the whole thing around and make like they're your bestest friend. If you have any further trouble from this bully, you just let me know and I'll see what I can do for you.

And just try and remember, to this person, pain is love. If you feel anything at all for them, try pity. And continue to be the shining beacon of resistance that you quite clearly are.

Much love,

Aunty Ab xx

Sorry dubs, I've been out licking windows for most of the day and have only just returned to read my mail.

I can delete your name if you so require, though I've a feeling that your internet stalker is already well aware of the contents of your msg.

Don't worry though...I'm keeping a beady eye on her/him/it.

ANONYMOUS wrote:
Dearest ANONYMOUS,

I have a feeling I know to whom you are referring and I'll be perfectly frank, he/she has a bit of a rep for it.

I believe a lot of it is about sexual attraction. I'm sure you'd be the first to acknowledge that you're a bit of a handsome young buck, and this is exactly the sort he/she tends to go for.

You'll notice that members of the same sex and old people don't tend to get so much stick from this person. Now, you know why.

The only advice I can really offer is to watch your back with this one. They are particularly snidey and two-faced and will do just about anything to get to you, one way or the other. They will probably push you to the very edge, only to snap back all 'nicey, nicey' at you and come over all friendly-like.

I've witnessed this for myself. Just watch yourself and don't let your guard down for a second. By all means be civil, but never agree to meet this person on a one to one and certainly don't divulge any personal info such as address or bank accounts to them.

In summary, don't do anything 'unwise', as that's probably exactly what they want you to do, if only so as they can turn the whole thing around and make like they're your bestest friend. If you have any further trouble from this bully, you just let me know and I'll see what I can do for you.

And just try and remember, to this person, pain is love. If you feel anything at all for them, try pity. And continue to be the shining beacon of resistance that you quite clearly are.

Much love,

Aunty Ab xx

Ab Origine wrote:
Thankyou for that incredibly sound advice Aunty. Are you aware of any forums/self help groups for psketti victims (please edit)? I'm sure that if her bullying is as rampant as it appears, there must be many many similarly scarred individuals.

I do totally get why she may be sexually attracted to me. We have a thing called a mirror in our bathroom and I often see my reflection in it and note that I am beautiful. This will be plain for all to see once the vid is uploaded to youtube. DG will c** in his pants.

I will bear your advice to watch my back in mind although I think I'll need to find another one of those mirror thingies to do it effectively. I just tried doing it naturally and it's given me a bit of a cricked neck

Yours appreciatively,

dub (please edit although I think the cat has already legged it from the bag)

My boyfriends penis has a rather large girth and it makes sex painful (that's if he can manage to get it in)

Any advice would be appreciated.

Is that rick who's typing?

I'd steer clear of washing up liquid and WD40 though, as these can be a bit stingy (I know this from experience).

Wake up to yourself, woman.

Are you fecking serious?

Would you rather it was like slinging spaghetti down a dark alley? Honestly...

Boots do a very reasonable range of lubricants if you're really having difficulty riding the pink whale, or at a pinch, you could try a bit of lard.

I'd steer clear of washing up liquid and WD40 though, as these can be a bit stingy (I know this from experience).

I believe it was your man told me recently that you've been experimenting with finger fun, which could be another avenue (no pun intended).

Alternatively, dump the stud and send him my way.

Much love,

Aunty Abs xx






Hang on a minute...I can smell Kouros. That you, Rick?

Ab Origine wrote:
This is pheony.

We've tried lots of lubricants, but we still have problems (and he's not the most sensitive of men)

My vagina gets very sore and I just want to push him off.

I haven't stuck my finger up his bum and have no plans to do so ( I'm afraid that one of his furious farts would rip off my hand) Plus he said that he would head butt me if I tried anything like that.

I haven't stuck my finger up his bum and have no plans to do so ( I'm afraid that one of his furious farts would rip off my hand) Plus he said that he would head butt me if I tried anything like that.

pheony wrote:
They all say that initially, 'pheony'.

Give the lube a good go anyway.

I can also suggest, if he does get into the finger fun stuff, a bit of sand mixed in with the lube will ensure he's thinking of you all through the next day.

Ab Origine wrote:
I know they all say that initially

Honestly, I think if I pushed him he would love it...but I value my hand.

My boyfriends penis has a rather large girth and it makes sex painful (that's if he can manage to get it in)

Any advice would be appreciated.

Is that rick who's typing?

and i mean it with the headbutt, my head is quite big, my father says my head is the size of a roman horse