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Re: Aunty Ab's Big Bumper Thread of Agony 03 Jun 2012 00:37 #61

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Batou....mrsmcgregor tells me that you like to dine out at the Y. Is that a fish restaurant?
i would get my fish fingers there, but omg they need to get a weed eater up there pronto.

You just can't beat a nice fish supper, thats what I say.

You're right dg...a couple of months ago I went to a place called Rye and had fish and chips in a restaurant/take away .....it was the best I have ever tasted.

;) Its always good to experiment & try new things pheony.

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eh! :emb: ....were you all talking about things not fish and chips? :think:
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Re: Aunty Ab's Big Bumper Thread of Agony 03 Jun 2012 00:50 #62

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Batou....mrsmcgregor tells me that you like to dine out at the Y. Is that a fish restaurant?
i would get my fish fingers there, but omg they need to get a weed eater up there pronto.

You just can't beat a nice fish supper, thats what I say.

You're right dg...a couple of months ago I went to a place called Rye and had fish and chips in a restaurant/take away .....it was the best I have ever tasted.

;) Its always good to experiment & try new things pheony.

:D

eh! :emb: ....were you all talking about things not fish and chips? :think:

:facepalm: pheony, pheony, pheony...!!! :facepalm:

:D

Mind you, if it turns out that they were really talking about REAL fish'n'chips (doubtful but...) then if you ever find yourselves in Aldeburgh, Suffolk, I heartily recommend this place:

www.qype.co.uk/place/101178-The-Fish-and-Chip-Shop-Aldeburgh

Worth the sometimes 2 hour long queues, but watch out for the mad seagulls if you eat your food on the stony beach (and that from someone who hates chip shop food normally).

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Re: Aunty Ab's Big Bumper Thread of Agony 03 Jun 2012 00:53 #63

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Batou....mrsmcgregor tells me that you like to dine out at the Y. Is that a fish restaurant?
i would get my fish fingers there, but omg they need to get a weed eater up there pronto.

You just can't beat a nice fish supper, thats what I say.

You're right dg...a couple of months ago I went to a place called Rye and had fish and chips in a restaurant/take away .....it was the best I have ever tasted.

;) Its always good to experiment & try new things pheony.

:D

eh! :emb: ....were you all talking about things not fish and chips? :think:

:facepalm: pheony, pheony, pheony...!!! :facepalm:

:D

Mind you, if it turns out that they were really talking about REAL fish'n'chips (doubtful but...) then if you ever find yourselves in Aldeburgh, Suffolk, I heartily recommend this place:

www.qype.co.uk/place/101178-The-Fish-and-Chip-Shop-Aldeburgh

Worth the sometimes 2 hour long queues, but watch out for the mad seagulls if you eat your food on the stony beach (and that from someone who hates chip shop food normally).

:)

Thank you cantata :emb: :)

I take it they were taking about fishy fingers or something then :dunno:

Dirty buggers. :kisskiss:
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Re: Aunty Ab's Big Bumper Thread of Agony 03 Jun 2012 00:58 #64

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Thank you cantata :emb: :)

I take it they were taking about fishy fingers or something then :dunno:

Dirty buggers. :kisskiss:

Don't listen to them girl - not at this hour! Put your fingers in your ears and hum loudly.

:lick: :D
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Re: Aunty Ab's Big Bumper Thread of Agony 03 Jun 2012 01:01 #65

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Don't listen to them girl - not at this hour! Put your fingers in your .... and cum loudly.

:lick: :D

There fixed. :cool:
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Dear Auntie Abs, my problem tonight is that I can't get to sleep, due to "stuff" going round and round my head! So I'm up at silly o'clock with a cup of decaf! :(

Mandy
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:lick:

Not tonight thanks....I have a headache. :kisskiss:
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Don't listen to them girl - not at this hour! Put your fingers in your .... and cum loudly.

:lick: :D

There fixed. :cool:

:O

See, pheony? don't ever listen to men at this hour!!!!!

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Dear Auntie Abs, my problem tonight is that I can't get to sleep, due to "stuff" going round and round my head! So I'm up at silly o'clock with a cup of decaf! :(

Mandy

Mandy, darling girl, you have no idea where this thread is at this moment. YOU really do not need to be in here!

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Re: Aunty Ab's Big Bumper Thread of Agony 03 Jun 2012 01:14 #70

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Dear Auntie Abs, my problem tonight is that I can't get to sleep, due to "stuff" going round and round my head! So I'm up at silly o'clock with a cup of decaf! :(

Mandy

In Auntie Abs absence can I offer some practical advice?

Get a good slug of whisky or brandy added to that cup of coffee ;)
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Re: Aunty Ab's Big Bumper Thread of Agony 03 Jun 2012 01:19 #71

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Don't listen to them girl - not at this hour! Put your fingers in your .... and cum loudly.

:lick: :D

There fixed. :cool:

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See, pheony? don't ever listen to men at this hour!!!!!

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I never listen to them at any hour.... :hahano:
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Don't listen to them girl - not at this hour! Put your fingers in your .... and cum loudly.

:lick: :D

There fixed. :cool:

:O

See, pheony? don't ever listen to men at this hour!!!!!

:O

I never listen to them at any hour.... :hahano:

LOL!

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Don't listen to them girl - not at this hour! Put your fingers in your .... and cum loudly.

:lick: :D

There fixed. :cool:

I never cum loudly . :smoking:
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Dear Auntie Abs, my problem tonight is that I can't get to sleep, due to "stuff" going round and round my head! So I'm up at silly o'clock with a cup of decaf! :(

Mandy

Mandy, darling girl, you have no idea where this thread is at this moment. YOU really do not need to be in here!

:O
Er, OK, cantata - I won't ask! :D :emb:

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Dear Auntie Abs, my problem tonight is that I can't get to sleep, due to "stuff" going round and round my head! So I'm up at silly o'clock with a cup of decaf! :(

Mandy

In Auntie Abs absence can I offer some practical advice?

Get a good slug of whisky or brandy added to that cup of coffee ;)

Thanks for the advice, DG, but there's no alcohol in the house! Maybe I'll wake OH up and annoy him for a bit - on second thoughts, that's probably not such a good idea, lol!

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Dear Auntie Abs, my problem tonight is that I can't get to sleep, due to "stuff" going round and round my head! So I'm up at silly o'clock with a cup of decaf! :(

Mandy

Mandy, darling girl, you have no idea where this thread is at this moment. YOU really do not need to be in here!

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Er, OK, cantata - I won't ask! :D :emb:



Mandy

:D

Enough to say that Abs is going to have some real agony to get through tomorrow - and he's going to love it!

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Don't listen to them girl - not at this hour! Put your fingers in your .... and cum loudly.

:lick: :D

There fixed. :cool:

I never cum loudly . :smoking:

me neither.. :spliff:
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Dear Auntie Abs, my problem tonight is that I can't get to sleep, due to "stuff" going round and round my head! So I'm up at silly o'clock with a cup of decaf! :(

Mandy

Mandy, darling girl, you have no idea where this thread is at this moment. YOU really do not need to be in here!

:O
Er, OK, cantata - I won't ask! :D :emb:



Mandy

:D

Enough to say that Abs is going to have some real agony to get through tomorrow - and he's going to love it!

:D

I've just been reading back over this thread and I see what you mean, cantata! :emb: :chuckle: At least it's taken my mind off my troubles for a little while.

Abs is going to have a field day tomorrow!

Mandy
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Re: Aunty Ab's Big Bumper Thread of Agony 03 Jun 2012 04:24 #79

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Dear Aunty Abs, patron saint of those with agonies, please will you help with my problem - especially as I've heard you are so expert with "techniques":



(And, no, my problem isn't my taste in music).

I am relying on you, Aunty Abs.

:rose: :kiss: :heart: :silly:

Dearest Cantata,

I have it on very good authority that the secret to successful boomerangage is in the wrist action. How is your wrist action currently? Had any complaints recently? I hear this complaint from quite a few folks really. You ladies (and some fellas too) do tend to get a bit over-zealous, particularly if you've something on the stove or there is something good on telly you think you're going to miss.

Ideally, you're looking for easy, free strokes. Again, I don't like to blow my own trumpet (well, I would if I could, actually) but I am rather expert at wrist action for various reasons to numerous to go into here. Perhaps we can meet up one day soon and I can take you through some step by step wrist manoeuvres?

Let me know.

All my love,
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Dear Auntie Abs, my problem tonight is that I can't get to sleep, due to "stuff" going round and round my head! So I'm up at silly o'clock with a cup of decaf! :(

Mandy

Dearest Mandy,

I hope you did finally manage to nod off. I, myself am still buzzing my tits off but will probably collapse at some point over the next week or so.

You mention "stuff" going round and round your head; have you left any of your windows open? The only other explanation I can come up with is that you may be suffering from a poltergeist infestation. This can get nasty and I suggest you seek the advice of a priest/holy man/spiritualist quick sharp.

I'm actually a close personal of one Mr Derek Acorah and I'd be more than happy to put a word in for you, if you'd like. The only other advice I can give you in the mean time is to get yourself into a cupboard or confined space as quickly as possible, if only that you might get a few hours kip, poor love.

As for the other half, I wouldn't bother waking him as he doubtless won't be much use. If you need something doing badly enough, do it yourself, is my motto. Did you read Cantata's post re wrist action?

All my love,
Aunty Abs
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