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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:16 #81

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:mad: :spank: It does NOT need cake you tool!
Bloated, hormonal, in pain, hot-flashed and cold-sweat ridden women do not need fucking cake! :aargh:

Go back to your corner Oi and stay there! :spank:

:D

Be thankful he offered cake, Stars. My husband's miracle cure for everything is his 'magical' appendage. :rofl:

Actually, :emb: as much as it pains me to admit it... that actually does help where cramps are concerned, if he does it correctly. I've had some serious cramps before and bouncer boy sitting in the corner over there has managed to relieve them with his 'magical' appendage and whatever he does when he presses on my stomach.

:facepalm: yes, I just said something good about men and that blasted dildo they are attached too... good news is, a vibrator does the same thing, almost...not really, but it can alleviate some of the cramps through the production of oxy-something-or-other chemical being released from the brain (not as well as the male bits can though).
I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood
and I have no problem with going out the same way :twisted:
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:17 #82

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Gilly wrote:
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It's not wind. Fuck knows what it is. An alien maybe?

Isn't it just water retention?

I think it is.

Sorry, what I'm about to say will probably freak men out, and possibly some women. But, about 4 or five days after I come on I have a day when I do 'period wees', like a day of doing massive great horse pisses and as I do them my stomsch shrinks back to it's normal size. :emb:

On that note I shall love you and leave you. Good night. :rose: :tail:
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:18 #83

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:O Damn you Oi! Put that penis away... just because I say something good about it doesn't mean I wanna see it!
I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood
and I have no problem with going out the same way :twisted:
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:20 #84

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It's just a cake!

I figured anyone who had got this far through this thread could stomach just about anything now.
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:22 #85

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oioioi wrote:
It's just a cake!

I figured anyone who had got this far through this thread could stomach just about anything now.

:mad: Its still a penis, regardless of if it is in cake form or not... and the only ones having to worry about getting this far in the thread are men with weak stomachs who can't deal with a bit of blood every now and then. :coffee:
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:23 #86

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Is it full of creamy goodness?
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:23 #87

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and the only ones hav­ing to worry about get­ting this far in the thread are men with weak stom­achs who can’t deal with a bit of blood every now and then.

But a man's got to earn his red wings! :chuckle:
Last Edit: 12 Oct 2012 21:24 by LesleyPumpshaft.
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:23 #88

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StarsChildren wrote:
oioioi wrote:
It's just a cake!

I figured anyone who had got this far through this thread could stomach just about anything now.

:mad: Its still a penis, regardless of if it is in cake form or not... and the only ones having to worry about getting this far in the thread are men with weak stomachs who can't deal with a bit of blood every now and then. :coffee:

Hey, I'm straight but I'll be having a nibble.
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:24 #89

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
Is it full of creamy goodness?

Naughty
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:25 #90

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
and the only ones hav­ing to worry about get­ting this far in the thread are men with weak stom­achs who can’t deal with a bit of blood every now and then.

But a man's got to earn his red wings! :chuckle:

Yes, but that involves his mouth and tongue, not his mr. longshank :roll:
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:29 #91

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StarsChildren wrote:
LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
and the only ones hav­ing to worry about get­ting this far in the thread are men with weak stom­achs who can’t deal with a bit of blood every now and then.

But a man's got to earn his red wings! :chuckle:

Yes, but that involves his mouth and tongue, not his mr. longshank :roll:

Oh, I thought it applied to both, either way, I stand by the original statement. :chuckle:
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:31 #92

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
StarsChildren wrote:
LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
and the only ones hav­ing to worry about get­ting this far in the thread are men with weak stom­achs who can’t deal with a bit of blood every now and then.

But a man's got to earn his red wings! :chuckle:

Yes, but that involves his mouth and tongue, not his mr. longshank :roll:

Oh, I thought it applied to both, either way, I stand by the original statement. :chuckle:

Hehe, nope. Involves going down there with his upper half, not his lower half.
The lower half can unfortunately help in the cramps department...I'll get instructions on just what needs to be done from bouncer boy so you all can pass it on to your mr's or so oi can help out his mrs if you want.
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:33 #93

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I think Mr Pumpshaft is in for some abuse later. ;)
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:33 #94

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Anyway, who's dishing the cake up? I want! :D

Btw - *puts on best know it all voice* - orgasm cures cramps.
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:37 #95

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Gilly wrote:
Anyway, who's dishing the cake up? I want! :D

Btw - *puts on best know it all voice* - orgasm cures cramps.

I've orgasmed in various states of discomfort/illness, not once did it make my condition worse.
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He says it involves causing the body to release endorphins through pleasure mainly, as they are a natural pain killer...apparently what he has done to my stomach is a way of messing with the womb to move it around since it is tilted and he didn't think I noticed that (accompanied by a shit eating grin) :facepalm:
LPS, get your man in line for being used and abused...
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:38 #97

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Hey chaps, I just wanted to say how refreshingly puerile this thread has been so far. Loving it btw. I'm orf to bed, but please make sure it stays this way! It' given me a lot of entertainment and joy - not least oioio's massive cock-cake.

JAMMY FANNY RAGS! - I could have got a warning for that on the DIF!
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I'm probably gonna put myself off my cake with this question but....

What is "a shit eat­ing grin"?
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Re: PMT 12 Oct 2012 21:40 #99

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oioioi wrote:
I'm probably gonna put myself off my cake with this question but....

What is "a shit eat­ing grin"?

Something they do in *ahem* artistic * German movies.
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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
JAMMY FANNY RAGS! - I could have got a warning for that on the DIF!

Oh, most assuredly, if a certain admin had had got beady Welsh eye on it. :chuckle:
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