What a complete & utter bastard it is.

You're halfway through apologising to whomever you've just offended, when out of nowhere, the urge to head butt them comes back even more intensely.

Parent Management Training?
Professional Medical Transport?
Project Mutual Telephone?

What have you been smoking?

Pre Menstrual Tension.

Your one letter off and wrong... it's PMS ... and join the crowd

Be warned people of the forum... as Achmed the dead terrorist once said... the armies are synchronized for war.

I would love angry pmt - instead I get pitiful crying pmt - not a good look when attempting to give off a 'strong independent woman' vibe when everything sends you into a snotty red faced crying thing.

Yes, but don't you see, once they call it a 'syndrome' we're all doomed - to Prozac!

So it's imperative the 'T' stays put.



*This mouse is officially haunted *

PMT is the UK version.

It totally sucks. I feel very dizzy and faint for a few days before it comes. Not to mention hot, bothered and irritable, and do the crying thing too - alternating with angry outbursts.

In the US it's already a syndrome and we're not put on Prozac for it, we're put on hormones which increase the "syndrome" to a deathly level.

Prozac, Lexapro, Cymbolic, etc... results in lobotomized feeling which must be combated by a bowl and a line or two...

Thor... turn those crying fits into rage at the person or thing that made you cry... simple as that. While crying, attack with frying pan.

StarsChildren wrote:
Correct. It's the least you can do.

Here ya go, *hands over frying pan* you can barrow mine Thor, I have a couple of them

I can't help noticing that there is a dearth of male contribution to this thread. I can't think why, though.

wake_up_bomb wrote:
GET OUT!!!


Only kidding.

Gilly wrote:
Get out before you get burned at the stake for lunch

When I was doing my degree in comp. therapies it was a predominantly female environment and they all synched over time, something which still amazes me, anyway, the really amazing part was mrs oioioi (who wasn't on the course btw) also synched with them using me as some sort of channeling proxy!!!

I'd happily throtle a few folk when pmt arises. I never think i'm any different but those around me point it out

oioioi periods are linked to the moon. most women (if they are not taking hormonal contreception) have their period at the full moon ....that is why it appears women are synching

dawnbreak wrote:
Same here, Dawn. I don't notice either, till I come to scrape the corpses off the car grill, & remove the ones skewered to my brolly.

Gilly wrote:
Or your sweeping up the bits of broken glass off the floor, with brain matter and pieces of skull mixed in and for some reason, can never remember where you buried the body

I was just thinking a couple of days ago that perhaps we should have male/female categories here...you know where the lads can go to the garage/shed and talk all their blokey bollocks, and us girls can put the world to rights around the kitchen table over a cuppa and cake...baseball bat/rolling pin at the ready.
Shed/kitchen
Adam/Eve
Mars/Venus
What do you ladies think?

Jane

^ No, Angel, I want the men to wander in here & experience fear, myself.

Dawn - it's hormones in the sweat that cause the synching. Must have made life easier in cave man times. Can't be bothered trying to reason as to why.