my turn to go eww... I like my steak on the rare side, but not still fucking mooing

just think you can save 3 minutes if you eat it bloody.

inb4
"thats what she said"

the only thing that comes to mind is... I see you have your red wings

StarsChildren wrote:
That looks more like some guy just jizzed all over the food.

thnx iam....always a pleasure

StarsChildren wrote:
For some reason, your picture brought a childhood memory flooding back.

Neighbours of my parents' age, Tommy & Sylvia, were always good for a laugh.

One day, Sylvia presented Tommy with one of these...



...excitedly urging him to look what she'd done. But when he lifted the lid in the expectation of finding some tasty delicacy she'd lovingly prepared, he dropped it on the floor, and began staggering about, clutching his chest.

It was filled with a writhing mass of slimy, glistening garden slugs!

She'd been so pleased with herself because she'd plucked them all from his beloved orchard, and was proud to have rescued his apples without murdering these small beasts.

The shock nearly killed poor Tommy.

We couldn't help laughing though.

Oh yeah, he also said her cake was dreadful. After breaking some teeth on a slice, he reckoned he'd lobbed it in the garden when she wasn't looking. 10 minutes later, the lawn was filled with crows and magpies, running around in circles, screaming, because they were too heavy to take off.

I loved Tommy.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

I see ya'll either let men good, or you let me in the kitchen... every dish dirty to make a sandwich, and burned the house down with the oven Foods Ready!